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  Secret Exercising
by George Carroll
Thursday, October 11, 2012
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Exercising one morning,

Not too  strenuous at that.

Barely touched my toes,

Not much effort in fact.


Exercise is a job

And I hate work.

But I'm the boss

Can't squawk at that.


Well anyhow I thought

Of ways to avoid this effort.

I'll sit on my recliner

And let it do the work.


I have electric do dads

That give me a jolt.

A vibrator lets me snooze,

How refreshing is that.


I awake after my work out

All done while I slept.

Can'y beat that for exercise,

Nary a sweat did I break.


I won't tell anyone of my secret

But they'll notice how trim I got.

Surprises me also

Until  I remember I skip my snacks.




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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 10/11/2012
Health & Wellness
to You *George*
whatever works..

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Jon Willey 10/11/2012
funny how the older we get the more we really need to exercise and the less enthusiasm we have for doing it - but George, snoozing and snacking are events I can opt into gladly - thanks for the suggestions - I wish love and peace my dear friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/11/2012
Hey, I resemble that problem!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson 10/11/2012
hey George what ever works
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 10/11/2012
Hah! Nice work if you can get it, George.
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 10/11/2012
Teeheeheehee ...Nice way to stay trim

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