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Not Today
by Katy L Walsvik

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My life can't end today.
There's tons of laundry to put away.

Today I cannot die
I haven't yet learned to fly.

Don't dig my grave too soon.
I just got an orange balloon.

The reaper stands outside my door
But I don't live there anymore.

Don't pencil in my demise.
My hair is wet. Wait til it dries.

I simply cannot spare the time.
I've two new poems.. they've yet to rhyme.

This can't be my last breath.
Is there a shot for death?

I've got it! Take me off your list.
If I leave now, they'll all be pissed.


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Reviewed by Jerry Andrews 11/30/2002
This one I love! Wit-wit-wit!Light and funny and smart! Good job, gal! Jerry- Don't dig my grave too soon-I haven't met Larry the loon!
Reviewed by Larry Skahill 11/25/2002
you also have poetry to write
and people to entertain
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 11/17/2002
I've come to believe that when I die someone will tell call and tell me or at least I'll get a e-mail. Cute poem! - Vic
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 10/30/2002
I can not meet the Angel Of Death
I need some gargle for my bad breath.

Reviewed by J. Murphy 10/29/2002
Nice little ditty, a fun one. J.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 10/29/2002
Don't forget the trash.
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 10/28/2002
I know I would be!! Great job!
Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader) 10/28/2002
Yes, there are things to be done. Very good.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 10/28/2002
This is funny, hee, hee
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 10/28/2002
Loved this one and especially the last stanza.
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter 10/28/2002
Very well done. Especially like the first and last stanzas and the way they frame the poem. Vicky

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