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My life can't end today.
There's tons of laundry to put away.

Today I cannot die
I haven't yet learned to fly.

Don't dig my grave too soon.
I just got an orange balloon.

The reaper stands outside my door
But I don't live there anymore.

Don't pencil in my demise.
My hair is wet. Wait til it dries.

I simply cannot spare the time.
I've two new poems.. they've yet to rhyme.

This can't be my last breath.
Is there a shot for death?

I've got it! Take me off your list.
If I leave now, they'll all be pissed.


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Reviewed by Jerry Andrews
This one I love! Wit-wit-wit!Light and funny and smart! Good job, gal! Jerry- Don't dig my grave too soon-I haven't met Larry the loon!
Reviewed by Larry Skahill
you also have poetry to write
and people to entertain
Reviewed by Victor Jensen
I've come to believe that when I die someone will tell call and tell me or at least I'll get a e-mail. Cute poem! - Vic
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
I can not meet the Angel Of Death
I need some gargle for my bad breath.

Reviewed by J. Murphy
Nice little ditty, a fun one. J.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Don't forget the trash.
Reviewed by Jack Roberts
I know I would be!! Great job!
Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Yes, there are things to be done. Very good.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
This is funny, hee, hee
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Loved this one and especially the last stanza.
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
Very well done. Especially like the first and last stanzas and the way they frame the poem. Vicky
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