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Your Tail Is Done Sir Jay
by Neptune O Sailor

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

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Sir Jay to you this day
I give a piece of luck
Your way a tail for you
Your very own of green
The shade of Neptune’s
Color of crown green to
your day

“You may need this rabbit foot
The Drac and Vamps are alive
Batting that you won’t be long”

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Reviewed by Jeremy Vaeni 4/14/2003
Ah, puns. You send me.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/30/2002
funny write!
Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader) 10/30/2002
He doesn't need luck he needs a hockey puck
cute write Glad to have you as a bride
you did great with our write
it is posted by the way
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 10/30/2002
Yes, rabbit's foot, abit of garlic and a stake, at least!
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