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Al Kida
by Ronald W. Hull

Sunday, November 24, 2002
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Al Kida

Al Kida was a friend so near.
Wed get together, drink the beer.

We liked to go to the flats and shoot.
Our AK-47s--what a hoot!

Or sit by the campfire and philosophize,
About those good old days gone byes.

When men were men, and women knew their place.
We could rape all we want and hide their face.

When men were men, and knew how to fight.
Sneak up behind em in the night.

We used to play cool computer games.
Like hack the bigwig corporate nonames.

Take their money offshore wed run,
Me n old Al, we sure had fun.

Fishing with dynamite was such a blast.
Give those bastards a message that will last.

Last I heard, old Al was on the run,
Left his wife and kids with that thing he done.

Heard that he went underground,
But then, rumors abound.

If you see Al, give him a high five.
Tell him hes lucky to be alive.

Be sure to give him that finger sign.
Al Kida was a friend of mine.

Copyright 2002 Ronald W. Hull


... Last known photo of Al with Bert, aka, Albert.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/19/2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Peter Paton 3/9/2006
Only you Ron could have devised such dervish humour !
Satire is definitely your forte !
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/24/2004

GAWD, i hope this review gets in--o, i adore this one--excellent! well done, sir, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still laughing*
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 12/19/2002
Good poem! I once thought to write a poem about Al Kida but I don't want to use the kind of language I'd have to use to really explain my feelings for such a corrupt .#$%$- $%&&#.# poeple
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/8/2002
ggggggrrrrrrr.....what more can I say...
will do the blasting me self
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 11/27/2002
Just priceless, what a hoot!!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/26/2002
Thanks for the laughs tonight :-) Wonderful write.
Reviewed by Margie Hess 11/26/2002
damn, ron, you do have a sense of humor, i loved this! (but i still say free style poetry is just as good as rhyme) LOL
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 11/25/2002
Like Malachy, this saddens me...

I don't know why...Ron, forgive my sigh...
Reviewed by richard poor 11/25/2002
very good!!!
Reviewed by Malachy MacFarlane (Reader) 11/25/2002
I read this and didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the satire is great just sad that so much of it is true ... great job Ronald. Mal.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 11/24/2002
Funny stuff!
Reviewed by Poetry Deborah 11/24/2002
Terrific humourous spin on such a dark topic. Totally enjoyed reading - well written.
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 11/24/2002
Thanks Ron..I needed the *grin* ;)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/24/2002
i'd never thought i would be laughing about something about ole osama bin laden or al quaeda; but this is gut bustin' hilarious! fun write! love, your friend, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) :)
Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader) 11/24/2002
Hilarious, Ron. But I would be careful. The Homeland Security Department might be watching you. :)
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