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Valentine's Day Warning
by Connie Hinnen Cook

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Give her chocolates,
Give her flowers,
Or a heart-shaped red balloon,
Give her jewelry,
Give her perfume,
Or a card that plays a tune.

Give her caviar,
Give her champagne,
Or a kiss upon the neck...
Give her tokens
Of your love for her,
Or she might just give YOU heck!


Husbands, treat your wives well
so that your prayers may not
be hindered.

Based on I Peter 3:7

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Reviewed by A PAX 2/13/2003
LOL adorable!!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/12/2003
What wife? Oh, that one..
Well written advice Connie......
Reviewed by Nancy D. 2/12/2003
Nicely done.
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 2/12/2003
that was so hilarious and true hee heeLoL I loved it great job on this one
Reviewed by Amanda Fousek 2/12/2003
Yes...I agree! Nice work.
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/12/2003
If only... lol. Nice write.
Reviewed by Christine Morell 2/12/2003
Words full of wisdom Connie!
Chrissie xx
Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J 2/12/2003
Timely warning Connie. Loved it so much :) :)

Love from India - Joel -
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 2/12/2003
Cute--enjoyed this! "Ain't it the truth?!"
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/12/2003
*grins* this is adorable, connie...may your tribes increase in this! now, where can i find someone like this??? :) (((HUGS))) and happy valentine's, karla. :)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 2/12/2003
Thankyou this is so beautiful.
and so very true.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/12/2003
oh, boy...guys, are you listening to connie? better heed her advice! it's good advice, too! LOL thanks for sharing this amusing write! :) (((HUGS)))

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