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A Bad Combination
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Why should a man's mind have been thrown into such close, sad, sensational, inexplicable relations with such a precarious object as his body? ~Thomas Hardy

Bad Combination

Some combinations are just a pain
Like big ole ears, and a tiny brain
And caution must not be distained
When taking showers with open drains!!!!

Could one explain, how he lost his brain??
Without the grey matter to ascertain??
It would be a hardship to explain!!
And folks would think him, plain insane!!!


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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
:)Clever Indeed This One Is
Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
I liked this one. An enjoyable read. As I have been away and fallen behind this one was a nice easy start to help me catch up. Thank you...Joyce
Reviewed by Miss Pandora
Can't say more than has already been said...but lol, still laughing! Loved it. Panda :)
Reviewed by Birdie Houston
Funny and good poem ! Super job Lady A
Reviewed by Jay G
most enjoyable
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
This explains it!!!
Enjoyed this great fun write!
Reviewed by Tony Nerone
Ah this is my Queen of
zany at her witty best. You always make me smile.
Reviewed by Eileen
Excellent! very witty and creative;-)
Reviewed by Victor Jensen
I sure couldn't argue with you there.I love this clever explination, so well done.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
So that's what happened--it washed off!
Reviewed by Angela Velez (Reader)
this is jsut great lol
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
very funny LOL have you seen my brain theN?LOL very creative and humorous great job on it
Reviewed by Christine Morell
Fantastic, Lady A ! are one funny, intelligent lady.
Chrissie x
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner said it, lady said it. (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still chuckling*
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Gave me a good laugh!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
lol a funny write lady A very good
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Hahaha this is just fantastic Lady A...Floria
Reviewed by George MacLean Akurunwa
Outstanding piece of creativity.
Reviewed by g g (Reader)
Lady A
This is excellent
Wonderful imagery
Huggs Lady G.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Really good one
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Outstanding n luck...BHUWAN

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