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A Bad Combination
by A PAX

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

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Why should a man's mind have been thrown into such close, sad, sensational, inexplicable relations with such a precarious object as his body? ~Thomas Hardy



Bad Combination

Some combinations are just a pain
Like big ole ears, and a tiny brain
And caution must not be distained
When taking showers with open drains!!!!

Could one explain, how he lost his brain??
Without the grey matter to ascertain??
It would be a hardship to explain!!
And folks would think him, plain insane!!!


Anita
8/30/02


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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 12/24/2007
:)Clever Indeed This One Is
Vickie
Reviewed by Joyce Devenish 9/24/2007
I liked this one. An enjoyable read. As I have been away and fallen behind this one was a nice easy start to help me catch up. Thank you...Joyce
Reviewed by Miss Pandora 12/28/2006
Can't say more than has already been said...but lol, still laughing! Loved it. Panda :)
Reviewed by Birdie Houston 3/2/2003
Funny and good poem ! Super job Lady A
Reviewed by Jay G 2/20/2003
most enjoyable
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 2/20/2003
This explains it!!!
Enjoyed this great fun write!
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 2/20/2003
Ah this is my Queen of
zany at her witty best. You always make me smile.
Reviewed by Eileen 2/19/2003
Excellent! very witty and creative;-)
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 2/19/2003
I sure couldn't argue with you there.I love this clever explination, so well done.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/19/2003
So that's what happened--it washed off!
Reviewed by Angela Velez (Reader) 2/19/2003
this is jsut great lol
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix 2/19/2003
very funny LOL have you seen my brain theN?LOL very creative and humorous great job on it
Reviewed by Christine Morell 2/19/2003
Fantastic, Lady A !...you are one funny, intelligent lady.
Chrissie x
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/19/2003
LOL...you said it, lady A...you said it. (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still chuckling*
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 2/19/2003
Gave me a good laugh!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 2/19/2003
lol a funny write lady A very good
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 2/19/2003
Hahaha this is just fantastic Lady A...Floria
Reviewed by George MacLean Akurunwa 2/19/2003
Outstanding piece of creativity.
Reviewed by g g (Reader) 2/19/2003
Lady A
This is excellent
Wonderful imagery
Huggs Lady G.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 2/19/2003
Really good one
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 2/19/2003
Outstanding write...HUGS....cheers...love n luck...BHUWAN
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