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Women like it On Top
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

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Spreading a little humor here. Art is by me, just made it up.

My time to be on top
Hon, from now on
I want to be on top
Iíve thought about it a lot

Be happy with what you've got
cooperate, or Iíll turn you into snot

Youíve been on the upside too long
now donít you treat me wrong

I canít move well here on my backside
when Iím on the top I can really enjoy the ride

Hon, you will get use to it
you will, or Iíll have a fit

So now you listen to me
When Iím on the top, Iím free!

Ron Axelson
© 3/3/03

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Reviewed by Lynn Barry 3/25/2003
Why you old Swede, you...ya...Svenska poika...
Reviewed by Amor Sabor 3/16/2003
I love having the ladies right on top of things too. This is hilariously funny. Just love your sense of humor.
Reviewed by jing javier 3/9/2003
now this is what i call real good humor! hahahaha! cant stop from giggling here, ron!

Reviewed by Melissa Rives 3/8/2003
LOL...and great artwork!!! :)
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 3/7/2003
Oh ho! Love your your your sense of humor!!
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 3/6/2003
You crazy, crazy man!
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 3/6/2003
You never fail to surprise me. Go to it, man :-)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/6/2003
Fun write :-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/5/2003
Let me think a little while..........scratchingmy head thinking.....Hhhmmmmmm...
I think I like this one Mr
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta 3/5/2003
Ron, Ron, Ron, I see you are up to your old Tricks! hehe the artwork is great, I will pass this along for sure!
Reviewed by sharahug 3/5/2003
well now Mr. Ron lol this is an interesting twist *grin* ... thanks for remembering me ... I love all of your work .. a laugh before work has made my day ..
Reviewed by Christine Morell 3/5/2003
They definitely do! ;)

Thank you for commenting on my miserable poem LOL
Reviewed by Angela Velez (Reader) 3/4/2003
hmmmmmmmmm...silence on my behalf
you can make anyone laugh. this is great.
Reviewed by A PAX 3/4/2003
big top?
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 3/4/2003
OK...tomorrow! fun write Ron
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 3/4/2003
ha top is fun
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 3/4/2003
heeeeeee heeeeeeeeee OH NOLOL hilarious was both this poem and the pictureLOL hee heeeee this was awesome great joboon thisLOL
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 3/4/2003
Oh Too funny, and true! Ha!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 3/4/2003
Let them do all the work, I like it on my back, flatens the stomach.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 3/4/2003
Thank you so much for this great laugh! Lot of truth in it though.
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 3/4/2003
Well, let's see. I read the title and thought "Oh Ron" and then laughed when I opened the do these so very well and I love the graphic....talent!
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 3/3/2003
Remember Ron, when the Lady mounts and gets
on top, it is like a wild west show. "Ride 'em cowboy in reverse."
A lot of laughs here on the 'square.' Love that position with Lady on top. Bill
Reviewed by jude forese 3/3/2003
funny one, Ron... once on top there's no turning back ;)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/3/2003
hahahahahaheheheehhohohoho too funny Ron your walls talk to your ceilings and your women want to be on top what can I say methinks your looking up and that ain't bad;-)LOL Good one!
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 3/3/2003
LOL Good write Ron.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/3/2003
And don't 'cha forget it.
Another fine poem from you.

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