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kitty the storm chaser
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Friday, March 07, 2003

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kitty s mama owner must have been bonked on the head
kitty s mama s latest passion fills kitty with dread
mama wants to go on a severe weather storm chase
something kitty s not exactly willin to embrace
kitty don t want to use up any more kitty lives
kitty only wants to live kitty wants to survive
nope mama s goin whether kitty likes it or not
mama wants to rid herself of kitty it s a plot
mama s bags are all packed can t kitty please stay behind
nope kitty s goin kitty thinks mama s lost her mind
right on time arrives the chaser van from oke city
kitty throws a hissy so mama sedates kitty
throws kitty in the carrier kitty goes night night
kitty won t hassle y all kitty is out like a light
inside the van are three scientific weather guys
they say that conditions are perfect for stormy skies
meanwhile kitty snoozes on kitty s unaware
kitty s wiped out kitty s stoned kitty don t give a care
the van drives for miles and miles they stop to eat
kitty starts to wake up kitty s woozy on the feet
where am i kitty wonders man oh man i feel sick
poor kitty has a problem kitty is feelin ick
kitty has a hangover that is hangin around
kitty wishes that mama would stop movin the ground
durin their break the weather guys update their data
overhead massive thunderheads break through the strata
kitty doesn t like the look of the clouds not at all
from the carrier kitty begins to caterwaul
the lightning forks down and it pulsebeats across the sky
kitty doesn t like it one bit kitty starts to cry
kitty knows this is it this will be kitty s last day
no more will kitty purr or engage in kitty play
mama looks worried uh guys is there a basement near
naw we do this all the time we don t give in to fear
we re used to livin on the edge danger is our game
mama says won t do any good if y all wind up maimed
there s a home over there would y all mind takin us there
kitty looks at mama purrs mama really does care
the weather guys laugh they tell mama she paid the fee
mama says yeah i did at that time i wuz crazy
standin here arguin ain t gonna solve anything
bout that time a twister touches down a big ole thing
mama grabs kitty and starts to run toward the house
the wind nearly snatches kitty ruffles mama s blouse
they make it to the cellar and it is just in time
overhead the tornado screams rumbles roars and whines
mama holds kitty mama prays they get out of this
kitty doesn t like the roar kitty s too scared to hiss
seems like forever but it finally goes away
they emerge from the cellar it s raining and it s gray
they see the van it s upside down in a nearby tree
the three storm chasers made it but all three of them peed
mama laughs in relief says i m glad to see you guys
they tell mama they re done chasin mama thinks that s wise
one of the chasers has a brother livin nearby
calls him up tells him what happened laughs and slaps his thigh
johnny s got an extra truck it is older than spit
johnny s gonna loan it to me nothin s wrong with it
i ll take y all home and i will gladly refund your fee
i think this adventure was too much for the kitty
the storm chasers take mama home under clearing skies
kitty purrs in mama s lap pleasant dreams and good night

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Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 3/7/2003
This is so cute, keep this Kitty tales cominmg!
God Bless
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/7/2003
Humpft...mine hids under the bed at the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Turn on a hair dryer, and he's hysterical.

Give baby a squeeze for me.

Good one....glad I didn't miss it.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 3/7/2003
Aunti Em !! Auntie Em!!! I see it too Kitty!

Wonderful levity for a small doomed little ball of fluff!

Love and peace,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/7/2003
Nice write..... Give Kitty a hug for me okay
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Christine Morell 3/7/2003
Delightful Karla ! I enjoyed it :)
Love Chrissie, in the UK xx
Reviewed by Charleen Burge (Reader) 3/7/2003
How cute! I love it.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/7/2003
a delightful read aside all the intensity during the storm; but glad kitty and mama survived! a howlingly funny "tail", a "wind-driven" delight that should get weather forecasters a chance to issue "Severe laughter warnings" for all those who read this wonderful write! love, your twin, karen lynn. (((((HUGS))))) to you and to kitty! :)
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