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kitty lets the good times roll
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Sunday, March 09, 2003

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kitty s not feelin all that swift today
mebbe kitty s tummy will not betray
fell slap off the wagon kitty got drunk
kitty got as drunk as a dang ole skunk
what s kitty doin in jail what a night
kitty can t recall musta been a sight
kitty s hungover it s hangin around
will somebody *please* stop movin the ground
gross kitty s mouth tastes nasty it s so dry
kitty s brain feels like it has been deep fried
kitty don t like it here get kitty ouuut
that s the last time kitty will gadabout
what a dandy our kitty must have been
why can t kitty remember what happened

this did NOT happen to me! but i have
gotten so drunk i forgot what had hap-
pened the night before...somehow, by
the Grace of God, i got home without
getting stopped, wrecking the car, or
killing myself or others.

my last real "good" drunk (and it was
NOT good) was 20 years ago. i can
still remember how sick i was...stop
the world, i wanna get offffff...

even though i went to billy bob's (the
world's largest honky tonk, in fort
worth, texas) last night, all i had to
drink was two diet cokes. no ice.

i don't need to drink to have fun...i
can get crazy without it! :)

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Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels 3/11/2003
Love it this is so funny the way you expressed yourself in the poem
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 3/11/2003
Like what Connie said...
And I sure do like the adventures kitty has--pure 'd' refreshing fun...
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 3/10/2003
Whoa there, kitty! Hanging onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth! I hope kitty will remember this next time she's purring for a drink. :)
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 3/9/2003
Karla, you are right, you don't need a drink to have fun. I found it out the hard way. Haven't drink for 20 years, but before that from the time I was 12 till I was 50, I was a fall down drunk. I used to drink a case of beer a day. Wow I don't miss those days at all. Good topic to write about. Bill HHhHuuuuuuggggggssss !!
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 3/9/2003
Kitty needed a "hair of the dawg" this morning to offset the Kitty Kat Klubbing from the night before. I so look forward to kitty's adventures.
Reviewed by Birdie Houston 3/9/2003
Here Kitty.......kitty oohhhh what a darling poem
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 3/9/2003
This was great..just love it, poor ol kitty needs a shot of the dog that bit him...

Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/9/2003
You have a wild Kitty on your hands glad your not drinking too;-) write Karla!
Reviewed by Theresa Koch 3/9/2003
Fun piece of poetry;)
Reviewed by Oisín Breen 3/9/2003
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 3/9/2003
kitty was bad bad kittyLOL not kitty poor poor kittyLOL this series is always so awesome great job on this one
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/9/2003
Sounds drunk to me.
Reviewed by Larry Skahill (Reader) 3/9/2003
it has happened to the best of us
good one
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/9/2003
Bless kitty.

Reviewed by Jack Roberts 3/9/2003
Well done Karla! lol
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/9/2003
this was really funny; but poor kitty really must have tied one on to land in the clink! funny write; and glad you no longer drink! good for you! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) :) i didn't drink either at bbt last night; was drunk on loretta's music! :)
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