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Mallet Head
by A PAX

Sunday, March 16, 2003

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No human thing is of serious importance. ~Plato, The Republic

Mallet Head

Some days everthing I do is wrong
No matter the time, the day seems so long
Open my mouth, insert a foot
Sincerest intentions just go KAPUT!!!!!

Bite my nose to spite my face
My sillouette now a puzzle displaced
Got my own rubbermallet to fuckup a steel ball
Not a hard thing to do, I have total recall

Bought a rowboat with a hole in the floor
No bucket for bailing, the lake won that war!
Forgot to look, before I leaped.....
Fell on a midget...he sued me...I weep! (Politically Incorrect Term

Sometimes I create my own mine field
I sabatage ME, and grant no appeal!
Tomorrow I just think I'll stay in bed.....
Just zip up my mouth and FORGET all I said!!!!!!!!

Shutting up now.....SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!



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Reviewed by Oisín Breen 3/27/2003
glad you dig plato
i dig this
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/22/2003
just like me all screwed up in think we need a insanity test
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 3/17/2003
Dear Anita, Another zany....LOL

Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/16/2003
Love your humour! this reminds me of my uncle who told me in WW2 they used the expression GFU for generalfuckup;-)
Reviewed by Jay G 3/16/2003
Hey if things didnt go wrong every once in a while you wouldnt have fun things like this poem!!! and MUUUHAA yourself!!!
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 3/16/2003
This was so hiolariously wonderful you have the most wiccked of senses of humor nice job on this
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 3/16/2003
A mouth is a terrible thing to waste?
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/16/2003
Tomorrow you will shine, girl.
Reviewed by Birdie Houston 3/16/2003
Loved the picture loved the whole deal this was on the top Lady A
Reviewed by Amor Sabor 3/16/2003
You have great range with your writes and I truly enjoy that, Anita. Sometimes we do have days like that and the little bed rest can do a world of good to tackle the world from a different perspective.
Reviewed by Christine Morell 3/16/2003
You're a breath of fresh air. This is so funny ! I love your writing which is always so varied.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/16/2003
(((LADY A))) you are too much! i love your writes...don't i know about puttin' my foot in my mouth (and in other places)...a walking disaster at times, that's me...this is too funny! :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 3/16/2003
Oh Lady ~A
This i have done not the midget lol this was very good!!!!
I wish I had a since of humor like you my dear.
Love Peg
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