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The Wrestling Match (my rebuttal to Smokes rebuttal)
by Jack R Roberts

Sunday, March 16, 2003

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The Saga Continues

Now just a minute Smoke ol girl
This chairs not that easy to get
Call me “jerk” and “plow boy”?
This fight isn’t over yet
You cheated with that dirt you kicked
Made my eyes burn and scratch
So now it is my turn to choose
We’ll have a wrestling match!
I know you threw that dirt on purpose
And you think that you are cute
Well just wait here while I put on
My Sumo wrestler suit
When you see my Sumo wrestler suit
You’ll know you’re out of luck
You would probably tuck your tail and run
If you had a tail to tuck!
She laughed when Jack climbed in the ring
“To that suit you must resort”?
“I don’t need a silly suit like that,
I’ll just wear my Turtle Shorts
Just then Eileen rang the bell,
As Peggy refereed
Smoke twirled and then gave Jack a wedgie
And dropped him to his knees
Smoke picked him way up over her head
And spun him round and round
Then when she knew that he was dizzy
She slammed him to the ground
The crowd all thought poor Jack was dead
Smoke said, “He’s alive no doubt”
Its just that when he hit the mat
He got his wind knocked out
Peggy gave ol Jack the ten count
The fight was over just like that
Smoke got down and whispered in his ear
As he lay there on the mat
Listen to me Corn boy
I don’t think wrestling is your sport
Perhaps you would do better
If you paint Turtles on you shorts.
Jack Roberts – March 16, 2003

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Reviewed by A PAX 11/20/2003
lololol never challange a female!
Reviewed by Kerry Compton Star Girl 3/18/2003
I thoroughly enjoyed your three part saga. Such a sense of humor you have!
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 3/18/2003
Enjoyed this humorous write!!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/17/2003
ROFLOL..Oh! my you do have a funny bone in you....just love to read this kind of fun...
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 3/17/2003
Jack, this was a great way for me to start my day, lol. Keep it up you guys.
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 3/17/2003
JacK...i love this write of urs...excellent...BHUWAN
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 3/17/2003
No idea what this is about but I got a good laugh from it anyway.
Reviewed by Christine Morell 3/17/2003
I love it Jack..excellent
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 3/17/2003
Hahahahaha good two are something this Jack...Floria
Reviewed by Nancy D. 3/17/2003
Nice way to start my day, gives a good laugh.

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 3/17/2003
POOR POOR JACK this saga gets funnier and funnier by the minute awesome job on this hilarious poem
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 3/17/2003
So cute & clever...kudos to the both of you!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/17/2003
LOL this is really funny ;-)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/16/2003
Jack this is hilarious, (is that me ringing the bell;-)your writing is so fine with the flow and rhyme...Bravo!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/16/2003
This is so good Jack. You have a way with rhyming and rhythm to your words that is enviable. Love it.
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader) 3/16/2003
ROFLOL... Oh dear Jack, have you met your match?
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