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Jog Away
by Sandra S Corona

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An unhappy jogger!

Some say to keep in shape
you’ve got to pound the pavement.
Well I’ve jogged down that road
to my disappointment:
now breasts sag,
with phlegm gag,
knees are spent,
yellow went . . .
seeped in cracks in pavement.

Some look at me and gape--
nose protrudes, face is flat
Now I wear a black cape
to hide a rear that’s FAT!
Pig-tailed hair,
gas to spare,
wrinkled skin
(gator kin) . . .
wish ‘twas my stomach flat!

Some say older’s better.
You think I give a hoot?
Sometimes I am speechless;
you still may hear a ‘toot’.
Belly out,
shoulders stout,
stinky smell,
might as well
parade in my birthday suit!

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Reviewed by Jack Roberts 3/28/2003
lol, Good one Sandy.
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 3/28/2003
adorable write.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/28/2003
cute write Sandy

Reviewed by Christine Morell 3/28/2003
I'm still laughing after reading this.Excellent writing as always
Reviewed by Oisín Breen 3/28/2003
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 3/28/2003
Dear Sandy, You're a funny lady:) You know that?s not true.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/28/2003
LOLOLOLOL!! too been followin' me as i (attempt to) jog? bosom's a bouncin', butt's bouncin' in counterpoint, belly gettin' in the middle and throwin' me off...and the part about a toot...LOLOLOL!! :) hysterical read, sandra, hysterically funny! ((((HUGS)))) and thanks for my *grins* for the, karla. :)

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