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Primping Undone
by Sandra S Corona

Monday, March 31, 2003

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The things that goes through a woman's mind!

Looked out the window only to see
one horny fella staring at me.
Fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy
and looked out the window only to see
one horny fella staring at me.
Wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny,
fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy
and looked out the window only to see
one horny fella staring at me.
Had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty,
wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny,
fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacey
and looked out the window only to see
one horny fella staring at me.
Shaved my legs where the hair was stubbly,
had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty,
wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny,
fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy
and looked out the window only to see
one horny fella staring at me.
Stuffed, clothes burst and fully exposed me!
Shaved my legs where the hair was stubbly,
had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty,
wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny,
fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy
and looked out the window only to see
the horny one staring at a HE!
Could it have been me?


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Reviewed by w. mansfield 4/1/2003
Way to go Sandra. That is neat.
Very good.
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 3/31/2003
LOL, I was laughing away right from the start. This is too funny Sandra.
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 3/31/2003
Hi Sandy, this was funny. My face cracked from smiling:)


yf
tony
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader) 3/31/2003
...and a partridge in a pear tree. lol.
Thanks for the laugh, Sandra.
-James
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 3/31/2003
Hahahaha, very funny, Sandra!! My, people are in a good humor today, I love that!! :)
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 3/31/2003
Ahhh, Sandra. At my age I landscape, not primp. Well done.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/31/2003
ROTFLM*O...sandra, you are too too much LOL ow, my sides...hysterically funny! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by john zimmerman 3/31/2003
LOL

good write

john+
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