There's a full moon out tonight
and shit just don't seem right
Should I go out tonight?
Or should I stay home with Bridget and the Sopranos?
The war's on TV too
there's plenty to watch tonight
So why go out?
Because the pit of my stomach churns
the hair folicles on my arm are raised
For once jerry my son...
listen to your instincts.
So stay home with Tony and Carmela,
with CNN, with MSNBC and Cspan
and especially, stay home with Bridget
There's a bad luna on the rise.