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My Lifes Been a Big Joke
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Thursday, April 17, 2003

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(Glad I got a sense of humor so I can laugh at myself.)

Here I go again
Crying in the Den
Like anyone cares
About my stupid affairs
When I was a kid
Dumb things I did
Even for a time as an adult
I was an insult
Everyone else had a dad
Me none and sad
In grade school
I was a young fool
Wasn't at all cool
Fell in the deep part of the pool
Almost drown
Felt like a clown
To stupid to holler for a hand
Later on got caught in some quick sand
Almost went under
What a silly blunder
Put hot ice in a closed jar
Explosion knocked me far
The little girl next door
Knock my butt down on the floor
Tried to steal a kiss
Big lips miss
Her father grabbed my throat
Later on tried to float a holey boat
Boat didn't float
Almost drowned again
Saved by my older friend
Threw a rock at a hornet nest in a tree
Hornets went on a stinging spree
Head swollen so
Hospital I had to go
Life has surely been tough
But I still haven't had enough
Now I'm on the Den
Fighting to defend
This messed up life I'm in
Really not funny
Takes up my time and I earn no money
My books doing ok
However still no pay
I shouldn't be smiling
About a dam thing
However I laugh,
Check this out
Work everyday
For my little pay
Wrote a book
Still broke as hell
And to you this I tell
What a joke!
Ha Ha

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Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore 4/20/2003 as a bowl of cherries. the outlook makes it all worthwhile, poet. true work.
Reviewed by Rodney Bohen 4/17/2003
Now this is a fine peace! Remember where it came from...Go there again, till the well is no more.
Rodney Evan Bohen
Reviewed by A PAX 4/17/2003
You gotta have humor....and you do....and style....and if you didn't have all those
unique would not be the creative soul you are way...I say...hey hey...ok stopping here

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