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While Riding The Subway
by Trixie Love
Saturday, April 19, 2003

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~ While Riding The Subway ~

While riding the
Subway late lastnight,
This male kept staring
As though my face he knew.


Out of all the places
He sat at my side.
Oh geeze, He reminded
Me of Pepe Le Pew...


His odor you could
Smell from a block away.
Oh how my stomach turned
Totally up side down...


I asked a lady if seats
She would like to trade?
She replied, "No thanks"
"My stomach has already
Hit the ground."


Holding my breath
As there I sat.
Until I felt as though
I was ready to pass out.


Never had I ever smelled
Aything quite that bad.
"Oh how you stink"
I wanted to shout...


Thank goodness I would
Be exiting the next stop.
Lo and behold, He exit
Off the train too...


Once we reached the
Esculator's top,
He introduced himself
As "Mr. Pepe Le Pew."


With his beautiful
Black and white fur,
Slowly he began to
Walk the other way...


Although he was cute
And so adorable,
The fact remained that
He truly did stink...


I turned my head to
Make sure he was
FAR away.
But, There he stood
As he gave me a smile
And a cute little wink....


By: Trixie Love
(c) 2003

~ Trxie Land ~
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Reviewed by J. Murphy 4/20/2003
clever and funny. J.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/20/2003
Trixie, Was that a New York City Subway???
here, he won't be Pepe Le Pew,
but will smell just as bad.

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 4/19/2003
This was adorable and it made me lol. I used to live in the NY metropolition area and have met more than my share of human skunks. Trixie, your imagination is wonderful.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/19/2003
Cute one...
Reviewed by jude forese 4/19/2003
deightfully funny!
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/19/2003
This is so delightful Trixie, and made me laugh
Happy Easter
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 4/19/2003
This was so very funny Angel. I fell off my seat laughing at it. You are so very clever. And I love you so much. Bill xoxox
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/19/2003
what a skunk he turned out to be;-)LOL
Adorable Trixie! thanks for the smiles;-)
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 4/19/2003
Trixie that was really me in disguise. Sorry for the skunky smell. Very cute write, cutey pie.

Love yf
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 4/19/2003
Oh man, I had his brother next to me in the gym yesterday - side-by-side stomach crunches. Great poem.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/19/2003
Hee, hee, Fun write Trixie
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/19/2003
This was so cute and funny!

I loved it!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 4/19/2003
Trixie!! this is so cute.
Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J 4/19/2003
Sure gave a smile Trixie. did you wink back:) :)

Love from India - Joel -
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