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While Riding The Subway
by Trixie Love
Saturday, April 19, 2003

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~ While Riding The Subway ~
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While riding the
Subway late lastnight,
This male kept staring
As though my face he knew.

~*~

Out of all the places
He sat at my side.
Oh geeze, He reminded
Me of Pepe Le Pew...

~*~

His odor you could
Smell from a block away.
Oh how my stomach turned
Totally up side down...

~*~

I asked a lady if seats
She would like to trade?
She replied, "No thanks"
"My stomach has already
Hit the ground."

~*~

Holding my breath
As there I sat.
Until I felt as though
I was ready to pass out.

~*~

Never had I ever smelled
Aything quite that bad.
"Oh how you stink"
I wanted to shout...

~*~

Thank goodness I would
Be exiting the next stop.
Lo and behold, He exit
Off the train too...

~*~

Once we reached the
Esculator's top,
He introduced himself
As "Mr. Pepe Le Pew."

~*~

With his beautiful
Black and white fur,
Slowly he began to
Walk the other way...

~*~

Although he was cute
And so adorable,
The fact remained that
He truly did stink...

~*~

I turned my head to
Make sure he was
FAR away.
But, There he stood
As he gave me a smile
And a cute little wink....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~





By: Trixie Love
(c) 2003


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Reviewed by J. Murphy 4/20/2003
clever and funny. J.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/20/2003
Trixie, Was that a New York City Subway???
here, he won't be Pepe Le Pew,
but will smell just as bad.

William
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 4/19/2003
This was adorable and it made me lol. I used to live in the NY metropolition area and have met more than my share of human skunks. Trixie, your imagination is wonderful.
Bobbi
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/19/2003
Cute one...
Reviewed by jude forese 4/19/2003
deightfully funny!
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/19/2003
This is so delightful Trixie, and made me laugh
Thanks
Happy Easter
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 4/19/2003
This was so very funny Angel. I fell off my seat laughing at it. You are so very clever. And I love you so much. Bill xoxox
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/19/2003
what a skunk he turned out to be;-)LOL
Adorable Trixie! thanks for the smiles;-)
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 4/19/2003
Trixie that was really me in disguise. Sorry for the skunky smell. Very cute write, cutey pie.


Love yf
tony
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 4/19/2003
Oh man, I had his brother next to me in the gym yesterday - side-by-side stomach crunches. Great poem.

Cynthia
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/19/2003
Hee, hee, Fun write Trixie
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/19/2003
This was so cute and funny!

I loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 4/19/2003
Trixie!! this is so cute.
Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J 4/19/2003
Sure gave a smile Trixie. did you wink back:) :)

Love from India - Joel -
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