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Do The Dishes? (Katy's challenge)
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

Sunday, April 20, 2003

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I've always helped my wife around the house when she gets behind sometimes. (mild adult)of course, art by me.


Wife
Honey would you help me do the dishes,
Iím about to have this baby and the kitchen is a mess.

Husband
Now you know itís not mancho for a man to do dishes

A man has to hunt, fish, and watch football

I would never step so low as to do some dishes

What would all the boyís think?

Anyway, you havenít mowed the lawn lately
I guess you want me to do that sissy job too?

I even bought you a brand new riding lawn mower

Wife
Well Mr. Mancho, your not a man if you canít help your wife out,

Husband
but that dish water will make my hands soft

the boyís will think Iím a sissy boy

I could hire a sexy maid? Come on, please, can I.

Wife
You know we donít have money for a maid,

and you once said I was the only one sexy in your life

Husband
You mean we are going to get into a fight over some dishes?

If I do those dishes, would you not tell anyone?

If they find out, the boyís will make me do dishes at the deer camp.

Wife
Understand this now Mr. Ass hole
You either do those dishes,
or move in with all your boys

Husband
Hummmmm, Mr.ass hole does sound better than Mr. Mancho.




Ron Axelson
©4/20/03
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Reviewed by Lynn Barry 4/25/2003
Awesome...I love this...you are so clever!
Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell 4/23/2003
lol well now MR. Macho ... I have a husband who would rather wash the dishes than turn on the dishwasher .. go figure !!!! Fun on e Ron thanks
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta 4/22/2003
luv the sketch, and I say, only real men do dishes! ;)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/22/2003
LOL This is really adorable. Now go ahead and see how many men will admit they .....watch soap opera's!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/22/2003
lm*BEEP*o! too funny; the write was hysterical, and the pic reminds me of when i am at work doing the dishes! YIKES! (thank GOD i have NEVER put too much soap in the machine or have it throw up suds all over me or the floor; that would be downright DISGUSTIN'!) terrific job on both the write and art! :) love, your friend, karen lynn in texas. (((HUGS))) thanks for your addy; will send you the pic in a day or two; be on the lookout for it! :)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/22/2003
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! the age old arguement...i put it to my hubby (ex) this way...i cook. you wanna eat, you gonna did the dishes. :) or else you ain't gonna eat. :) *mean little *mrrrrowwww* wasn't i?* LOLOLOLOL!! too dang funny...besides, i'd rather a man have dishwater soft hands touch me *karla!! beHAVE yourself!!* *blushing furiously* outstanding write and drawing...you are too too much, ron! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still lm*o!*
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 4/22/2003
LOL...good one Ron!
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 4/21/2003
I hope you had a lovely Easter. I am sorry I am not being as supportive as I should be. In fact it may be some time before you may hear from me. Hopefully one day I may return to AD. At the moment I am still searching for peace and quiet so essential to writing. Your friend Victor
Reviewed by Dove (Reader) 4/20/2003
he he he he..Ron, your light in your spirit is soooooo bright..
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/20/2003
Kool write, Ron

Excellent

William
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/20/2003
I like that apron you are wearing. [smiles]
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/20/2003
roflmao...I get away with it all the time.

Oh...my hand, I was doing circle time on the floor, and some child stepped on my hand in those hard boots.

this is too funny Ron
Reviewed by jude forese 4/20/2003
if the hat fits... ;)
Reviewed by OisŪn Breen 4/20/2003
interesting answer to a challenge and its well done and most whimsical and enjoyable
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/20/2003
hahaha! LOL! This was very funny Ron!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by jing javier 4/20/2003
LOLOL! really funny! enjoyed reading..
Reviewed by NettaJack 4/20/2003
Well did you end up Mr Macho or Mr Asshole. You didn't say. Nice write. Loved the story!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/20/2003
you sissy;-)! Couldn't resist Macho..Ron;-)
too funny!xxxxxx
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/20/2003
hehehe.. thanks Ron.. Im giggling while I read.. you've written a gem, to be sure.. Ahem: let me guess.. you DID those dishes, didn't you? (grin). I love it! katy.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/20/2003
well fun this is.....do you need a new in job.....i need a new dishwasher...promise to treat you kind.....lol
Love
Tinka
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/20/2003
This was so funny! I loved it!

Reindeer
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