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pms (caution--strong language) REPOST, revised
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

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really hate that time of the month
right before *THAT* time of the month
don't take nothin to set me off
my mood enters a big ole trough

worse than an amusement park ride
when *it* hits y'all had better hide
stress levels enter the unknown
GO AWAY...and leave me alone

one minute i'm happy and fine
then *bam* it don't take any time
i'm madder than a rattlesnake
ready to throw ready to break

head hurts so bad--stupid migraine
feel like i've been hit by a train
GIT OUTTA HERE just let me be

know my pressure's gone through the roof
i'm gonna bark i'm gonna woof
growl like a dog hiss like a cat
y'all don't wanna SEE me like that

am i evil am i possessed
i just can't deal with all this STRESS
open the window hot in herre
be warned: i'm PISSED if you see tears

hair standin' out all o'er my head
i'm gonna kill someone 'til they dead
y'all just don't wanna face my wrath
best stay out this bitch's path

i'm not the girl you think you know
'cause the volcano's gonna blow
git outta the way you'll get burned
'cause into a witch karla's turned

hot flashes drivin me crazy
i'm goin nuts eyeballs glazy
head spinnin around i've gone mad
this pms stuff's got me bad

no, i'm not who you thought i was
pms sucks it *really* does
really hate that time of the month
right before *THAT* time of the month
ain't bein' a woman FUN? then we've
got menopause to look forward to...
OH, JOY!!!! :(

(revised 24 April, 2003)

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Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme 4/24/2003
Karla, this is so true. It makes me think of my younger daughter - we always thin that she should go away to the hills! ;0)
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 4/23/2003
Karla, this is great, I adore it. It's a prequel to my poem Hot Topics, the one about manopause. Great Job!
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 4/23/2003
excellent work!!!
Reviewed by jude forese 4/23/2003
lol! but don't forget the poor man that has to try to sooth you ;)
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 4/23/2003
this was super hilarious nice job on this fantstic ppoem
Reviewed by Dove (Reader) 4/23/2003
he he he..It's worse with the full moon...
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 4/23/2003
Many (((HUGS))) Karla and I thinks men still haven't got a clue as to the likes of PMS...think they ALL need to come and read this post! ;O)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/23/2003
I'll hurry and go get the pills
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 4/23/2003
really hate that part
well done you texas twin
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 4/23/2003
**running away**
Reviewed by Netta Jack 4/23/2003
HA HA!!! You know I can relate. Excellent write. Awful shame is that it's true!!!!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/23/2003
Ha! This was great! loved every word..


Reviewed by a- maryllis 4/23/2003
"know my pressure's gone through the roof
i'm gonna bark i'm gonna woof
growl like a dog hiss like a cat
y'all don't wanna SEE me like that" <--- LOL Love that

Karla, if you don't tell anyone you're pmsing... here's a secret... they might not know! :) Good write
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/23/2003
just call her Karla hyde;-)LOL..couldn't resist, after what you said on mine;-);-)great descriptive write
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/23/2003
folks..BELIEVE you me, you DON'T wanna' be around karla when she is pms'ing! it is NOT PRETTY! it's akin to being in the middle of a battlefield 'cuz you DON'T know when the moab is gonna' hit! YIKES!! :0 i live with her, and I KNOW to keep my mouth shut when she is like this! powerful, angry, emotional rant; i am sorry you suffer from pms so badly! i wish i could help you feel better when you are in one of your *moods*! good write, sweetie! (((HUGS))) and love, your (cautious) twin, karen lynn. :(
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