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cranky
by Josephine M Bohen

Monday, April 28, 2003

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birthdays
are
stupid
dumb
wished they never marked
how old you are by a day
a “special” day
set aside to celebrate
wished they would just forget the whole thing
now
that I’m forty three
now
that I woke up with a crook in my neck
and I can’t hardly see the screen
now that
I feel
every
single
one
of 15,695 days I have been
breathing
could we just dump the birthday thing
you know whudimean
and you know what else
I noticed
besides really feeling super old
ancient
there are some Beautiful People out there
used to
I could compete on sheer moxie
used to I could hold my own in any crowd
not
any
more
fifteenthousandsixhundredninetyfive days
of living
is all over my face and body
and
guess what
I don’t care
and I am mean and crotchety and
downright CRANKY
so
all that said
happy
friggin
birthday
to
me

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Reviewed by Rodney Bohen 5/13/2003
Josefina,
Elizabeth has my vote....ditto!
Happy belated birthday childlike,
Rodney Evan Bohen
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/29/2003
Awww... (((Josie))))Youre supposed to be happy on your birthday, and do ANYTHING you want.

So sorry you had a rough day. Well, extend it through the weekend
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 4/28/2003
OMG...Josephine...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...and cranky today or not this poem hits the mark!
(((((((HUGS)))))))
~Nikki~
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/28/2003
Happy Birthday Cranky...go ahead have your 15 minutes in the spotlight, you know you love it;-)!!!You better enjoy 43 cause you'll never see it again!lol hehehe
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 4/28/2003
5-28-03
4-28-03

You can Be Cranky, Anything, But, Just Be Who you Really are You, Yourself!!

TRASK
Reviewed by A PAX 4/28/2003
omg
happy birthday

love this write!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Reviewed by Mom 4/28/2003
Why are you cranky? You are alive and well and have three beautiful children
and you have your spouse. Some people aren't as lucky as you are. Love you
lots, see you soon. Mom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TO ME IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT LONG AGO!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/28/2003
I can relate to this one. Well done..Granny!!
lol....shit now you put my mind to work to work out how many days are in my....Oh my God! not telling days......shut up about that fearful thing called age okay.....go eat a orange...NOW!!!!

Love
tinka
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/28/2003
(((josie))) any day you wake up breathing and above ground is a good day...at least you're getting older! *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!* i'm *still* older than you...fixin' to be 44...when karen and i were born many moons :) ago, we were three months premature...karen weighed 1.5 pounds, me, a hefty 2 pounds...back then, they didn't have the technology to save low weight babies...every day we're alive is one more miracle from God! be grateful for every day He gives you...i sure am! great rant, we all feel our age (and some feel older...i may be nearly 44, but my body's tellin' me it's 108 LOL). have a great day, girl...i love you, and your writes...(((HUGS))), karla. :)
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/28/2003
Happy, happy, Josie. Oh to be 43 again and know what I know. [smiles] Have a grand day.
Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader) 4/28/2003
Hehe, nice write, a horror indeed! :) Hope that you have a good birthday, despite the odds. ;)
~Kari~
Reviewed by Digital Fairy 4/28/2003
Happy b-day m'Lady! This was priceless, i loved it! :)

--Karissa
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/28/2003
Josie, Have a Happy Birthday. All I know is I've been 43 for 13 years. ( lol )
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/28/2003
*~*~*~*HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Queen of Rants*~*~* enjoy your day, and hope it's the best one EVER! only 43? i'll be 44 in june; i am older than you! :) (((HUGS)))
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 4/28/2003
43 and beautiful!!!..... Enjoy the day:) I liked this. It seems like I was 19 just yesterday...Where did all of the time go?

Teresa

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!....Now go fill up with Godiva and champagne or good cheap wine from the grocery store ...lol! You deserve!
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