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Ewe Got My Goat
by Sandra S Corona
Wednesday, April 30, 2003

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People and animals share many traits; jealousy is but one of them.

Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
I need a coat
so will you please
not stand there . . . gloat;
baa-a-a till you croak.
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
She needs shearing;
ewe won’t let go.
She’s endearing . . .
baa-a-a stop cheering!
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
She gives me wool;
you like her milk.
Ewe act a fool . . .
baa-a-a is not cool!
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
You call her ‘Ma’;
to me she’s sheep.
People say ‘aah’
fooled by your baa-a-a.
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.

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Reviewed by Sarah Tagert 5/13/2003
funny write
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 4/30/2003
this was extremely funny awesomelyt hilarious nice job on this one
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/30/2003
Cute write Sandy
excellently funny,

Reviewed by Jack Roberts 4/30/2003
LOL, Well done Sandy!
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 4/30/2003
Excellent Fun One!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/30/2003
Ahhhh.. let the silliness begin! Ewe've brought nonsense into the realm of art.. very cute! katy.
Reviewed by J John (Reader) 4/30/2003
LOL excellant baaaa :) J & J
Reviewed by A PAX 4/30/2003
lol very cute!!lol
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/30/2003
funny write, sandra! thanks for the >grins < needed them today! :) (((HUGS)))
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/30/2003
Sandy, very funny. Ewe'll never know how much I laughed when I read this one. Thank You.
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