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  1.  FERGUSON



yak session
by Josephine M Bohen

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

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so
me and my friend are
yakking
doing the girl bitch
o we do it so well
the hot topic today
weight
hate it
I hate mine
she hates hers
want some of it
gone
we got together couple of years ago
and did
a jog thing ran our hearts out
trimmed up a bit
helped with the xanax prescription too
good thing this
but life you know kids work husbands
stopped that nonsense
so
here we are back at the bitch
and she says
I’m thinking lipo
and I’m in her face
like
what are you nuts
NObody cuts on me
unless they prove it’s a life or death matter
here dude
take a knife and just rip away
have at it
and then take a vacuum see
and suck it all up
fuck that
I is what I is
and she says
wouldn’t it be nice though
go to sleep fat
wake up skinny
Nothing Missy Nothing is easy
if you think that’s the way it is
have at it
but
I think you’re stupid
and she laughs and says
but my butt
and I laugh and say
you got the butt
I got the gut
aint we a pair
tomorrow
I think we’ll bitch
about
men

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Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 4/30/2003
Loved this Josie....just the thought of lipo makes my blood run cold....*like ice cold* brrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Thanks, Dani
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader) 4/30/2003
This to me was hilarious and so wonderfully awesome you seriously are a brilliant writer
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/30/2003
Oh I've seen that on TV. first of all, they are rough with shoving that tube in and out, looks like they are separating your skin from the rest of you.

Josie, I love reading your writes, they are so no nonsense.
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 4/30/2003
I like the way you think and write...thanks...
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/30/2003
you are perfect and we all know it
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/30/2003
Ahhh, clever! got yourself one of them 'new-fangled' censorship doorways, didn't ya? hehe.. this rant is a corker! and you always rollercoast me to an 'out-loud' laugh at the end.. yep.. today: the knife.. tomorrow: men! seems fittin'.. (giggle). Nice one, Josie. katy.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/30/2003
You rock girl......lets gossip!!!

Lol

Love
Tinka
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 4/30/2003
Yikes! Lipo? Hell, no! Love this piece, the way you bring Life to everything you touch, Josie!! I am in the second week of Atkins, and really missing my potatos and bread! I want to be healthier, for myself, my husband and my kids, I'm not getting any younger... Btw, I, like you, have the gut, my best friend here where I live, the butt!! ;)
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/30/2003
Josie, we all need something to complain about. Nice rant. I enjoyed it very much. It reminds me of all the promises I make to myself and never keep.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/30/2003
Josie if it weren't the weight it would be something else, as we know the fun of it is just bitching, whatever the topic;-)good rant!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/30/2003
(((((josie))))) i *so* identify with this...one of my neighbors is very heavy (over 300 pounds...way over), and she wants to have surgery to lose the weight...i've known too many people have dire complications...some even DIED...after this surgery...another way to make larger women feel inferior, they promise a quick fix up...yeah, money into their f*ing pocket, and the patient...oh, well, sorry, they died...or suffer needless pain...because of trying to conform to society's image of what a woman is *supposed* to look like...another neighbor had a face lift, 52 years old...did it help her?? no, she died...massive overwhelming infection...it didn't help her look any better...geez, josie, you ripped out my heart with this...the price of beauty MAKES us bitch! :) i love you, girl, just as you are...my friend, my rant partner, my favorite poet!! :) i'll join ya in bitching 'bout men HA my ex...don't get me started on HIM. LOL ((((((HUGS)))))) and love, karla. how was the poetry reading? did you go? let me know...i'm all ears...LOL
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/30/2003
funny rant; personally, i think liposuction is too risky and unnecessary. there are better ways to lose weight, and i think you are fine just the way you are! you are a beautiful woman, and anyone who tells you are too fat can just screw it! there is too much emphasis on body image as it is, especially for woman, and i don't know why woman can't be happy with what god gave them. so you may be a bit fat. big deal. i am fat, too, but do you hear me whining about it? NO! i am happy with me, and that is all that matters! :) (((HUGS)))
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