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Swine Smellers
by Sandra S Corona
Thursday, May 29, 2003

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There are some folks who'll 'sniff' anything!

Purify the sty
Hold your breath and your nose
It stinks worse than your toes
See the crawling lice
If you live with pigs
Better learn to dance jigs
See the flies fly by
Spray the piglet quite well
You’ll adapt in a spell
Pigs are not very nice
Habitat . . . spic and span
Hog turned his nose up . . . ran
Purify the sty
Those who live with swine
Somehow don’t seem to mind
Those who turn ‘yellar’
Known as ‘swine smellers’.

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Reviewed by Jack Roberts 5/30/2003
A friend of mine used to raise hogs. When I asked him about the smell he said, "It smells like money to me" lol Nice write Sandy.
Reviewed by jude forese 5/29/2003
phew ;)
Reviewed by A PAX 5/29/2003
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 5/29/2003
I think yaller swine smellers
Are a yucky breed of fellers,
But you, ma'am, are doin' it right,
Pickin' folk, tellin' their plight.
Best regards,
Reviewed by Dove (Reader) 5/29/2003
Only you can make a light of everything...
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 5/29/2003
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 5/29/2003
This is a real piggy poem Sandra. However those funky old bacon making pigs just taste so good. You know I finally figured out that the best tasting food comes from the funkiest animals. However I do have my limits. I don't eat shiterlings or chitterlings. Also, life is one nasty experience anyway, we were out shot out of a tube into a dark slimmy place before we hit this world. Couldn't be any nastier than that. tkcare Grady
Reviewed by Paul Berube 5/29/2003
Sandra, very imaginative. Swine flu can be contagious. (lol)
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