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My Sordid Life
by Jenni Kalicharan

Thursday, June 05, 2003

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. ~~~~Just having some fun~~~~

I move quickly from man to man,
Often going from hand to hand. 
Some men hide me from their wives,
They say I tend to upset their lives.

They love taking me to fancy restaurants,
While in there I'm often in their pants.
Men take me to dances, you know,
One even played with me in a casino.

I was once taken on a Caribbean Cruise,
While there, I suffered some abuse.
I hated the way I was taken for granted,
Some very serious issues were being planted.

This man traded me for some drugs,
Then I was fought over by some thugs.
I must admit, it made me feel wanted,
Knowing that I have them all taunted

I seldom see the inside of a church,
No matter how far and wide I search.
In spite of all this, I enjoy it still,
I love being me...a hundred dollar bill!!

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Reviewed by Steve Ralph 6/7/2003
brilliant jenni i loved this..
steve
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 6/6/2003
I like twisted endings!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 6/6/2003
This was great! I loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/6/2003
ya' got me, jenni, but GOOOOD! HA! fun write, jenni; enjoyed~ love, your american friend, karen lynn. :) (((HUGS)))
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 6/6/2003
Yep! You had me on this one, too! This is good...... Thank you for sharing...
-Bear
Reviewed by Christine Morell 6/6/2003
You caught me on this one! Excellent, clever poem Jenni.
Love
~Chrissie
Reviewed by Kerry Compton Star Girl 6/6/2003
Oh Jenni...you had me fooled! Boy am I ever glad that this wasn't a bio! ~Kerry
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/5/2003
devilish...sparkle in my eye...the ending got to me....hehehe!!

Love
Tinka
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 6/5/2003
Honey, I was fooled all the way to the very end. I was preparing a rescue party for you until I read the last line. You are crafty and cunning and I love the poem. Bill
Reviewed by kay devenish 6/5/2003
I have always loved this one of yours Jenni,(yes I remember it from our old home site your poetry dot com) it is one of the funniest and cleverist poems I have ever read.
Best wishes always

From
your Aussie pal
Kay
(thanks for your comment on my come back poem)hugs x.
Reviewed by 6/5/2003
I like this one alot, Jenni!

tony
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/5/2003
Jenni You did a fantastic write here,you had me fooled;-)!loved the twist!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/5/2003
Hahaha! This was really great! The ending caught me by surprise! Fun read indeed, Jenni!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
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