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I told the hairdresser to do whatever she wanted to do with my thick, heavy head of hair...

I sat down in the cutting chair
I told the girl to, "Go ahead."
And do whatever she wanted to
With my hair, my heavy head of lead
A duck's down might be feathery
But it holds the water well
And my hair is like duck's down
And makes me feel un-"swell"
When I get sweaty and water pours
Out of my scalp to stay
On hair shafts; it holds on real tight
So "cut cut cut" I did say...
And cut cut cut, is what she did
But heck, I like it, it's true ...
I may have hair like a common duck
But a fancy "do" I sport, woo hoo!

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
+++++plus, a hair write is as good as any if it means something to you. Especially enough to share it. I have a ball head practically and I love it. No hair to deal with, hehehe GEM
Reviewed by E. Richardson
hehehehe! I liked this.
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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner


at least it will be cooler LOL grows back

adorable write...we've all been there (last time my best friend cut my hair, i very nearly didn't have any left BUZZ CUT CITY LOL)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
cute write, lynn! LOL (((HUGS))) and love, your texas friend, karen lynn.
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
LOL! This was a good humorous poem...Bravo!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I bet your hair does look fancy
You know anything goes now days?
A delightful write
Thanks for sharing cuzz
you look sweet with your new hair do.
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