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Hormonal by Sandra S Corona Saturday, June 07, 2003 Share Print Save Become a Fan Some men lack understanding and compassion!
Daisy stopped taking hormones— grew a bushy beard (quite dense)— e’en her husband made comments. “You’ve a man’s beard; your face should be sheared and your bristles are not soft.” Daisy stopped taking hormones— and her breasts both reverted, they withdrew . . . were contorted. “My breasts exceed what you had before.” HIM, she couldn’t ignore! Daisy stopped taking hormones— and her husky voice grew deep. She snored louder . . . woke up sheep. “Now you’re no gal— ev’ryday you’re less female.” (Though health-wise, she was well.) Daisy’s now taking hormones— lost her beard, got her breasts back— but she gave hubby ‘the sack’. Daisy’s revenge— slipping him hormones! Now he’s dating MR. Jones!

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Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)	6/8/2003

OMG...rofl...this is hilarious Sandra...hopes I not become a "Daisy"! ;O) LOL ~Nikki~




Reviewed by jude forese	6/8/2003

luv your sense of humor!




Reviewed by Jack Roberts	6/7/2003

hmmmmmmmmmmmm lol Jack




Reviewed by Zenith Elliott	6/7/2003

LOL You made my day! That was too funny and I loved the twist at the end. Great poem. Z




Reviewed by Vicky Jeter	6/7/2003

Sandy This speaks to the twist that men really do have their PMS cycles, too. Just not as visible, so their dips and swells are not as easily pegged. Good Job. Vicky




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	6/7/2003

LOLOLOLOL ow hurt meself too funny "revenge," say the klingons, "is a dish best served cold." serves him right! LOL excellent hormonal poem (((HUGS))) and love to you and doogie, karla. :)




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	6/7/2003

HA! you are too much, sandy! funny write; enjoyed! (((HUGS))) to you, and (((special hugs))) to doogie--love, your texas friend, karen lynn. STAY COOL, sweetie! :)