gittin nekkid (another humorous rant)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
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loosin' myself from the trappin's of life,
that cause so much mis'ry, trouble and strife,
it's time to get comfy, relax instead,
to free myself, from my toes to my head,
off come the shoes, so my tootsies can breathe,
in high heels, they're beggin' to be unsheathed,
*ow* cramp in the arch, it's time for a soak,
i'd **love** to give the inventor a poke,
i've been bound, it's time that i've been set free,
released from torment, time to breathe easy,
let go, damn girdle!! loose tummy and thighs!
it is long past time i accept my size,
off comes the bra, o! rapturous release!
(that damn underwire has left a crease),
*ahhhhh* much better now, free to flop around,
a pox on who said boobies must be bound,
time for the makeup to come off my face,
it's time for the real me to take its place,
they say that makeup can make one look young,
not in my case: old age to me has clung,
off with her head!! nope--it's only my wig,
hair ain't too thick, there's only a few sprigs,
geez, i hope that no-one comes to the door,
they see me like this...they may hit the floor!!
woman...thy name is vanity!! :)
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|Reviewed by Birdie Houston
|Clapping this was good glad I dropped by|
|Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
|I liked the humor in this piece.
|Reviewed by jing javier
|good humor here!|
|Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook
|What Mother Nature giveth, Father Time taketh away. This one made me chuckle!|
|Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
|Oh how I love this. What a jewel of a write, esp. like this line "a pox on who said boobies must be bound"|
|Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
|Karla...You and your evergreen humor and excellent....stunning funny write...HUGS...cheers...love n luck....BHUWAN|
|Reviewed by jude forese
|excellent humor! some really cool images ;)|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|this is humerous Karla!!
|Reviewed by S. Grandi (Reader)
|What talent you have. Thank you for the laugh! I enjoyed this poem immensely.|
|Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
|A real funny write...|
|Reviewed by Donna Maris
|LMFAO-- a pox? A pox? do you play scrabble?
this was great karla -
go baby go - write more..this was great =)
love the Red Queen.. LOL
|Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
|The imagery of accessories flying off and leaving a trail is funny. Write on, Karla.
|Reviewed by David Alexander, Sr.
|Karls, This is so good and it is sooooo funny. I don't know about womens clothing but as for me, oh, well at my size I'll keep my mouth shut.. Great work.. God Bless..
POppa aka David
|Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Rant On & On!!!
|Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
|Ah...the heady feeling of freedom...and relief!!! Enjoyed this humorous rant--great fun!|
|Reviewed by a- maryllis
|ha! cute write Karla!|
|Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
|Excellent, excellent write. Hee hee ~Trish~|
|Reviewed by Sue Hess
|this hit home, i take the whole package apart on the way in the door|
|Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
|Heeheehee...saved the titters for last, eh? Great rant!|
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|Karla you really rock with your rants! This is a classic;-)!!!LOL|
|Reviewed by Kerry Compton Star Girl
|LOL Toooo funny Karla...REALLY enjoy your rants! They brighten my day! ~Kerry|
|Reviewed by Tony Nerone
|How about me giving you a nice foot rub? Great humorous write, Karla!
|Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
|vanity? Naaaahhhhhh! FREEDOM? Yeah!!!!
Can't wait till this evening!!!!
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|a funny and cute write; love the humoresque slant to this! ah, there's nothin' like relaxin' after a hard day at work! (((HUGS))) and love, your twin (who is also off work, only 'cause she's OFF! LOL), karen lynn. :)|