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gittin nekkid (another humorous rant)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

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loosin' myself from the trappin's of life,
that cause so much mis'ry, trouble and strife,
it's time to get comfy, relax instead,
to free myself, from my toes to my head,

off come the shoes, so my tootsies can breathe,
in high heels, they're beggin' to be unsheathed,
*ow* cramp in the arch, it's time for a soak,
i'd **love** to give the inventor a poke,

i've been bound, it's time that i've been set free,
released from torment, time to breathe easy,
let go, damn girdle!! loose tummy and thighs!
it is long past time i accept my size,

off comes the bra, o! rapturous release!
(that damn underwire has left a crease),
*ahhhhh* much better now, free to flop around,
a pox on who said boobies must be bound,

time for the makeup to come off my face,
it's time for the real me to take its place,
they say that makeup can make one look young,
not in my case: old age to me has clung,

off with her head!! nope--it's only my wig,
hair ain't too thick, there's only a few sprigs,
geez, i hope that no-one comes to the door,
they see me like this...they may hit the floor!!
woman...thy name is vanity!! :)

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Reviewed by Birdie Houston 6/15/2003
Clapping this was good glad I dropped by
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 6/12/2003
I liked the humor in this piece.
God Bless
Reviewed by jing javier 6/11/2003
good humor here!
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 6/11/2003
What Mother Nature giveth, Father Time taketh away. This one made me chuckle!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 6/11/2003
Oh how I love this. What a jewel of a write, esp. like this line "a pox on who said boobies must be bound"
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 6/11/2003
Karla...You and your evergreen humor and excellent....stunning funny n luck....BHUWAN
Reviewed by jude forese 6/11/2003
excellent humor! some really cool images ;)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/10/2003
this is humerous Karla!!
Reviewed by S. Grandi (Reader) 6/10/2003
What talent you have. Thank you for the laugh! I enjoyed this poem immensely.
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 6/10/2003
A real funny write...
Reviewed by Donna Maris 6/10/2003
LMFAO-- a pox? A pox? do you play scrabble?
this was great karla -
go baby go - write more..this was great =)
love the Red Queen.. LOL
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 6/10/2003
The imagery of accessories flying off and leaving a trail is funny. Write on, Karla.
Reviewed by David Alexander, Sr. 6/10/2003
Karls, This is so good and it is sooooo funny. I don't know about womens clothing but as for me, oh, well at my size I'll keep my mouth shut.. Great work.. God Bless..
POppa aka David
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 6/10/2003

Rant On & On!!!

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 6/10/2003
Ah...the heady feeling of freedom...and relief!!! Enjoyed this humorous rant--great fun!
Reviewed by a- maryllis 6/10/2003
ha! cute write Karla!
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 6/10/2003
Excellent, excellent write. Hee hee ~Trish~
Reviewed by Sue Hess 6/10/2003
this hit home, i take the whole package apart on the way in the door
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 6/10/2003
Heeheehee...saved the titters for last, eh? Great rant!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/10/2003
Karla you really rock with your rants! This is a classic;-)!!!LOL
Reviewed by Kerry Compton Star Girl 6/10/2003
LOL Toooo funny Karla...REALLY enjoy your rants! They brighten my day! ~Kerry
Reviewed by Tony Nerone 6/10/2003
How about me giving you a nice foot rub? Great humorous write, Karla!

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 6/10/2003
vanity? Naaaahhhhhh! FREEDOM? Yeah!!!!
Can't wait till this evening!!!!
In Spirit,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/10/2003
a funny and cute write; love the humoresque slant to this! ah, there's nothin' like relaxin' after a hard day at work! (((HUGS))) and love, your twin (who is also off work, only 'cause she's OFF! LOL), karen lynn. :)
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