by Barbara Ann Bishop
Sunday, January 13, 2002
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Demands on you, demands on me, this makes my day!
My four-legged baby, decides the tulips were tasty.
The boss calls my house, decides I don't need my pay.
I told him to shove it, I was a little hasty.
My wonderful computer just crashed, now I must download.
The neighborhood loan-shark is coming to repo my car.
I try the 38 to end it all, but it doesn't re-load.
The solution to all this pressure...find the nearest bar!