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  Channeling Ted
by Sara Coslett
Thursday, June 19, 2003

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Donít waste another second on nothingness
Because the world is not standing at attention
Waiting for you to find yourself
While getting a manicure and a blow-dry
At the salon down the street
After having lunch with the ladies
In the retread dress from Bloomingdeals
Showing off the latest in used fashions
Cause their husbands who earn a decent living
Give them a meager allowance
Always screaming about how they do all the work
While you do what? Nothing?
Hey you raise the kids, walk the dog, clean the house
Okay, so Rosa or Rosalita or Rosario does the house cleaning
But still, before she gets there you DO walk the dog
And watch him pee on the neighborís front tires
That he just got armor all'ed at the car wash
For twenty-four dollars and a half
And then get all freaked out if Rosario is 2 seconds late
Because you need to hurry up and go find yourself

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Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa 7/6/2003
LOL..weird sense of humour..well written though...

Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader) 6/26/2003
Existance is relative to the amount of joy one allows him/herself.

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 6/21/2003
Laughing . Edward....lmao

This is great never fail to give the goods......Ty, Dani
Reviewed by a- maryllis 6/20/2003
Hahahaha... :)
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 6/20/2003

Cause Ya Ned Ta Hury Yup N Fand URSelf!

Reviewed by Steve Ralph 6/20/2003
heheheheh very good very very good..
Reviewed by serenety L 6/20/2003
Interesting write. Different to your other poems.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 6/20/2003
ROFL...OMG...this is hilarious...downright a blast to some in the a.. and totally awesome!!!!
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 6/20/2003

LOL...............LOL.... ROFLMAO! This was funny.

Thank you for the laugh!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 6/20/2003
Great response!
Reviewed by jude forese 6/20/2003
excellent... really like the poetic vein in this one...
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 6/19/2003
Interesting write...BHUWAN
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/19/2003
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 6/19/2003
I guess you did. Now what will he do? [ROFL]
Reviewed by Birdie Houston 6/19/2003
This was sooooooooo Kewl
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/19/2003
hahaha you did good Super girl;-)!!!As to my post I did not lose a friend, I meant the stars were my friends on high;-), I goofed, didn't realize it could be mistaken until you said it, but I won't change it now, too late;-)thanks for the comment, and concern...
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 6/19/2003
Oh SuperGirl,
You gave old TeddyBear a run for his money hahaha this is very good.
He does come up with the most unique write.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 6/19/2003
Thank God my name is Edward.


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