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Maxine's Curse
by Sandra S Corona

Saturday, June 28, 2003
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Not every woman wants big 'uns!

Maxine's curse--
her humongous 'purse'
which 'twas in her bra.
She'd retrieve cash (wet)
sobbing with her sweat.
Ain't been a man yet
turned his eyes away.

Maxine's curse--
so 'filled' it should burst--
got mens' attention.
Though Maxine was smart,
her hooters were an art
o'er shadowing her heart.
Men just wanted to play.

Maxine's curse--
men's tongues hung in thirst--
hid her lovely face.
She had no chance
for sincere romance
for chocolates and lace--
with her 'purse' asway.

Maxine's curse--
got comments (the worse)
causing her much pain.
She wanted them 'to go'
but Ma said, "Don't think so . . .
jiggling you glow.
Let's go swim today."

Maxine's curse--
her humongous 'purse'--
weighed. She couldn't float.
She drew attention
from one of 'mention'
who did reduction
at her instruction.

Maxine's curse--
taxdermity it's hearse--
a huge, unique trophy.
Kept by her honey . . .
doctor of mercy.
Her curse still has sway.
Never ones to shrivel,
they still make one quiver.

Mounted on the hall wall:
Maxine's cursed 'purse'.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/27/2005
Great humor, Sandy. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader) 6/29/2003
hahahaha .....if you have small you want big if you have big you want small.....we are never satisfied. Men are going to talk to your boobs no matter how big or small though....
hehehe loved this.
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 6/28/2003
LOL, good write Sandy!

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 6/28/2003
LOL...this is a pair of good laughs Sandra...hahaha...but not so funny in real life...alas I wouldn't know for sure! ;O)
Thanks for the chuckles again Sandra!!!!
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 6/28/2003
I had a girl named Maxine who worked for me when I ran my printing business - her fav. expression was "Horndogs"...guessing they are all the same. Love this humourous write.
Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J 6/28/2003
Sandra, You know how to give a laugh and make the day a little more brighter.

Love from India - Joel -
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/28/2003
interesting perspective here; a rather humorous write! (((HUGS))) :) but not so funny in real life; too many women are stared at by men for only one thing..their breasts. sad; women are more than breasts! :(
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