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by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Monday, June 30, 2003

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(A dog chasing his tail, is truly destined to fail.)

A dog chasing his tail will never catch it

Even though it belongs to him

If you are using illegal drugs

Just get down with the dogs on the rugs

Because you're going to be chasing your tail

And maybe end up in jail

Or make a permanent stop in hell

It's a goofy game to try and win

In your tail chasing turn

You'll get nothing in return

Nothing but misery and strife

Or maybe a slice from the grim reapers knife

The first high might have you high

But by and by

You'll be forever reaching for your first experience

And won't accept no interference

Then you may turn to crime

Then you'll really be slime

You'll beg, borrow and steal

Then maybe kill

You may even loose your will

Chasing the drug thrill

Round and round you go

Where you'll stop nobody will know

Not even you

It's a goofy game

With no real name

And no one to blame

But yours truly


Woof , woof


Goes the goof










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Reviewed by serenety L 7/1/2003
Very good write Grady.
Nothing else from you today? What's the matter? Are you busy? Okay, then I'm gonna read a couple of your older poems.
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 7/1/2003
Great rhyme....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Sandra Corona 6/30/2003
I'll have you know that Disney made Goofy smarter than that :)-- Walt had MANY rules and most 'dogs' aren't 'fools'.
Love the twist on this; it's more likely to be read by those who need to read it.
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 6/30/2003
Clever slant on the problems surrounding substance abuse...two thumbs up!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/30/2003

i'm so dizzy my head is spinnin

i'd make a lousy dog...probably puke all over **ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgross** LOL

funny write...well done! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. "from one goof to anudder" LOL can you tell i'm in a silly mood
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/30/2003
I hate spinning round and round, that's why I'm not a dog.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
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