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You can scratch your balls when you get old.
by Jeanette Foresta

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

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living life....

you must live life before it is gone
love marriage kids, and doing the right thing.
no hanging out with friends,
no solitude for you,
helping the wife, who is
helping your life!

you can scratch your balls when you get old
you can scratch them all day and night
you can rub them when your pants are too tight

you can scratch your balls, you don't have to be old
you can cup them too when they get cold

you can fart and scratch, it can't be wrong
you can scratch and fart all the ding day long...


so do it now, make time for your life, or
you could loose, your lovely wife...

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Reviewed by Michael Kersting 8/30/2004
Yes ! I ofeten scratch my balls and wonder what life's all about !...Great write!
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 7/3/2003
This is sensational write...superb!!!
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 7/3/2003
Oh my lawdy this is a darn good humorous one...lol!!!!
~Nikki~
Reviewed by jude forese 7/2/2003
hysterical! glad to see you post ;)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 7/2/2003
Yes my Ballzzzzzz need at lot of attention, but I'm living my life too. Funny one Jeanette. Made me laugh out loud.
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 7/2/2003
Hahahaha!!!!!....LOL!!!!!..... This was really hilarious indeed!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 7/2/2003
now what did i do with that back scratcher?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/2/2003
(((jeanette)))

a great author uses a hook to capture his or her writers...you've done this twice: in the title, and by this creative write

i was not disappointed in the least...absolutely hysterical! well done!

i'm still laughing...thanks for my grins for the day

and ain't it the truth

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

men scratchin at theyselves all day LOLOLOLOL they must be gettin old LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci 7/2/2003
ROFLMAO!! This was so good! I had to click on it from the title, and I was not disappointed! Still laughing!

Hugs,
Maria
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 7/2/2003
Hilarious. Love it
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 7/2/2003
This was great, I loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 7/2/2003
LOL...marriage just brings out the best in us doesn't it? :)
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 7/2/2003
Laughing with tears in my eyes. (wait a min. I got to scratch).
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