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Tasmanian Devil and Bugs Bunny
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Thursday, July 03, 2003

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(Ayyyyy whats up doc, you mean old t-devil?)

Watchit wabbit

U gotta a bad habit

of being a pesky smart wabbit

Sure Doc

And your heads a big devilish bwock

For that wabbit

you're going on me chow menu

but i hate those carwots

get wid of em

soes i can eat me dinner

hey whys that carwot glowing on its end


Stupit Dwevil

he'll never be on my inteligence wevel

POOffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff caboom!

zippity zoom!

One of these days wabbit

one of these days

I knew twat glowing carwot was loaded

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it was tasty though


wheres me stomach and ass

that wabbit done blown me apwart

hehehehehehe pesky devil needs some mending

my next loaded cawrot gonna have twice as much explowsives

Ayyyyyyyyyy whats up doc





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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 7/3/2003

You are so silly...ha ha ha!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 7/3/2003
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 7/3/2003
Grady, great write. Happy Independence Day!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 7/3/2003
LOL my son well love this:))))))))))))
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