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Cheer Up
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Sunday, July 06, 2003

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(Things could be worse.)

Cheer up


Especially if your condition is in mental zone


And your body is ok with no broken bone


Ever cut open a rotten mellon


Or ran into a mean felon


This is a stick up


So give it up


Or get shot up


Ran out of gas while still in the air


Oh sure


At times life just isn't fair


Oh


The occupants of the plane endured


And were insured


Ever been to Iraq


Got shot in the back


Survived a mortar attack


Been on the Washington DC beltway


And got in the way


What about a billion dollar bank withdrawal


Just before you made your withdrawal


Bank empty!


Ever almost retired


Then just got fired


What about cutting off an arm


So your whole body won't come to harm


Ever had a mean mother-in-law


Who wanted to break your jaw


Ever been flat broke


Or had a heart attack stroke


Filled out the doctors office form


And had to check all the above


Then the doctor puts you in the high risk category


There are plenty of reasons to feel sad


But if you don't feel bad


Enjoy the moment


Or let the moment enjoy you


Chuckle up


Cheer up


Hehe


 


 

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Reviewed by serenety L 7/8/2003
Good advise Grady
Nico
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 7/6/2003

People need this humor...it is vital for survival sometimes.

Thanks,
Em
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 7/6/2003
love it
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 7/6/2003
Lively words Grady! Yeah! Cheer up!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 7/6/2003
The Gradyism prism is working fine. Be well, my friend.
Leland
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 7/6/2003
Good thought, Grady. Some just love their misery. Embrace it so fully, that they can't see the flowers or the sunshine.
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott 7/6/2003
Well done Grady, without humor life would overwhelm most of us. ~Z~
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