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by Lynn Barry

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Is it a virus? Or just the Pokey pokey 'puter?

I wait until it gets rea-dy
I wait and patience thins
The computer is a marvelous thing
But waiting wears out my skin
I could be playing in the yard
Or crocheting a brand new scarf
But instead I "crash" and restart it
Then wait and want to barf
Poof! All of a sudden the 'puter is fine
And the creative wheels start to spin
And out pops a poem or a chapter
Or an email; and life is good,
Then I grin.

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Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS
You are a great upbeat poet. You have the ability to put smiles on people's faces. An incredible talent. I will come back and read all of your poems. Actually, can you just put me on your list and send me the poems as you upload them. I just love them and your poems have made a stressful day into a great fun day. Thanks!
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Cheerfully yours Lynn. What a smile of a write. I smile with you. smiles G
Reviewed by Lee Garrett
It has been my experience that
Computers make great servants
but terrible masters.
They mean to rule benevolently,
but they mean to rule.
Great poem, Lynn.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Aint it the truth. Most of the time my puter is pretty quick. Hope all is well with you Lynn. A cuteee poem........
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Ha! This was great! I loved it!

Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Heeheee! Isn't it always the way. The computer has become our #1 toy. Great write Lynn!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Been there, done that! Good cute write.
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