(Student) "What rhymes with purple and orange Miss?"
(Teacher) "Thats easy! Nurple and Smorang Criss!"
(Student) "Those are not real words, surely Miss!!!"
(Teacher) "They are! Don't ask silly questions Criss!!"
(Student) "Use them in a sentence Miss"
(Teacher) "OK" "Purple and smorange are words Criss"
(Student) "I cannot find them in the dictionary Miss"
(Teacher) "Thats it young boy!!!!! You are dismissed!!! Leave this classroom to see the principal!!!
(Student) "Don't worry Miss! I will!!!!"
A few minutes later in the classroom,
In came the pricipal with a boom,
"There are no such words as smorange and nurple!!!"
He clenched his fist and his face went purple,
"You really, really should know that Miss!!!"
And soon enough the boy called Criss,
Said goodbye to his old teacher,
Said goodbye to her stupid features!