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Scrambled, Please
by Katy L Walsvik

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People should never WEAR their food.

It's really a horrid disgrace.

With children starving all over the world,

There's Bush with egg on his face!

(and if you see Saddam, for god's sake DONT wave at him!)

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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 7/17/2003
Katydid, I got a feeling "Dubya" is used to wearing his food. But how can he know any other feeling when he's never washed himself clean?
Reviewed by Sandi Sparks (Reader) 7/13/2003
Very funny! You have a sharp wit. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 7/13/2003
Superbly done. Made me laugh out loud. Considering Blair and Bush together in the same boat, perhaps I'll have mine scrambled on toast. (waitress yells) "Two on a raft and wreck 'em!"
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 7/12/2003 are a funny lady.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/12/2003
I love your satire, always give me a smile and a laugh!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 7/12/2003
Funny.......once thing about Bush, he is gracious enough to admit when he is wrong. It's the old fashioned courtesy he learned from his parents, who are extremely gracious, even in the face of adversity.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/12/2003
HA! Funny write! :) (((HUGS))) I think Bush is in TROUBBLEEEEEE.... :(
Reviewed by Christine Morell 7/12/2003
I love your intelligent wit Katy. This is very funny!.
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 7/12/2003
hehehe this is good!!!!
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 7/12/2003
funny and clever at the same time.
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 7/12/2003

This is so clever ... I absolutely love it!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 7/12/2003
Funny, and serious at the same time. Titillating and smart.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/12/2003
You made me laugh...what about a "meatball in the hand??"

Reviewed by Patrick Talty 7/12/2003
Bullseye, katy! This one really hit the mark! Its title is appropriate and relevant to a cleverly expressed theme. Puts me in mind of a quote from the Irish poet, (the late) Michael Hartnett:
"poets with progress
make no peace or pact:
the art of poetry
is a rebel act."

Write on, rebel!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 7/12/2003
Oh my, This just made me laugh, I loved it, excellently done!

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 7/12/2003

LOL....(with egg on his face).. THIS is good! Oh Katy, I do so enjoy finding you to read. Creative title and love the way you worded this just so. The comical humor with the seriousness makes this so unique.

Thank you,

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