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Leather-skinned Momma
by Sandra S Corona

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Fat, fiftyish, a leather-skinned momma
sporting wide-girth hips that should slow me down,
heed my warning, you better get running
before I throw my banana peels down.
Itís a slick situation,
slippery anticipation,
filled with pride. Iím a big, furry momma
with an itch to scratch, dangling from green trees.
Iíve wisps of hair like a coconut husk
but with the humor of a thousand clowns.
Thereís sincere fascination
when thereís gross aggravation.
Fat, fiftish, a leather-skinned momma
sporting wide-girth hips that should slow me down,
heed my warning, you better get running
before I throw my banana peels down.
Slip, take a spill, on a peel.
Youíll get a kick out of me!

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Reviewed by Birdie Houston
I enjoyed this poem it lite up my day !
Reviewed by w. mansfield
Good and funny Sandra my dear friend.
Paul liked this very well.
Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Sandy....what a lovely write. Had me rolling around on the floor. I got off the floor when I saw people coming at me with nets. Wow! Loved it. Bill Murray
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Sandy, the visions I got while reading this tickled me something fierce! Well written. ~Z~
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
Wonderful write Sandy :-)
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra
Well written.
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