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Shipshape
by Katy L Walsvik

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We were finally getting our bearings


Cruising on the Bering Seas.


Strolling the deck with my chaste aunt,


Her cat chased ants, as you please.


We gossiped a little, about that vile singer,


A staid bass who chose to stay base!


"He ate eight fryers with friars and liars,


"That man," sniffed my kin,


"Just does NOT know his place."


"I can't stand anymore," as she stood on the stair,


Staring a hole through the whole of that lad.


"My word!" screetched my aunt,


"But you're BAD!"


"I hope that the scope of your dope ring is small, sir,


"And I'll plead with you: Stop wearing plaid!"


The crew's port of call


On this cruise was then reached.


Madam took Adam in hand.


"I hope that this scoundrel will finally be beached! "


And she grandly debarked (with her dogs) to the sand.

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
roflmao. this gave me a good laugh. thanks!
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reminds me of me,Katydid. But I've never been on a cruise ship. Although, I probably would have caused as much, if not more, trouble!
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*®
Katy,

This is oh so witty! I love it!

~Joseph
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Oh Katy, this is so clever! Thank you for a good laugh.
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
hahahaha can picture it......just my kind of humor this, thats why I loved it.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
And the waves rollllllllll on . . . . . OMG I'm getting seasick. Well looks like I got to go on a cruise this year after all. ell almost anyway. Thanks for the free ride. Avast ye Landlubbers! ahoy Mates. I really liked this, but you never played shuffleboard with me.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
No Cruise Control here.
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Ha ha ha ha! I loved this. Thank you for the good laugh. Sounds like one of my days every day...."WHAT NEXT"...LOL!!! Your words always get me. Love your word play.

Thanks,
Emilie
Reviewed by Christine Morell
Katy,
You have such a unique wit. This is a wonderful piece of whimsy and I'm off to my bed feeling bright( it's that time over here *smile* )Thank you xx
~Chrissie
Reviewed by Brittany Renée
Lol! Your writing never disappoints!

-br-
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Hmmm....I have to agree with the Tinkster on this one...an INTERESTING write for sure! But one I enjoyed! ((((HUGS)))) :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Interesting write Katy!!
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