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by Katy L Walsvik
Monday, July 14, 2003

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We were finally getting our bearings

Cruising on the Bering Seas.

Strolling the deck with my chaste aunt,

Her cat chased ants, as you please.

We gossiped a little, about that vile singer,

A staid bass who chose to stay base!

"He ate eight fryers with friars and liars,

"That man," sniffed my kin,

"Just does NOT know his place."

"I can't stand anymore," as she stood on the stair,

Staring a hole through the whole of that lad.

"My word!" screetched my aunt,

"But you're BAD!"

"I hope that the scope of your dope ring is small, sir,

"And I'll plead with you: Stop wearing plaid!"

The crew's port of call

On this cruise was then reached.

Madam took Adam in hand.

"I hope that this scoundrel will finally be beached! "

And she grandly debarked (with her dogs) to the sand.

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 7/18/2003
roflmao. this gave me a good laugh. thanks!
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 7/17/2003
Reminds me of me,Katydid. But I've never been on a cruise ship. Although, I probably would have caused as much, if not more, trouble!
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 7/15/2003

This is oh so witty! I love it!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 7/15/2003
Oh Katy, this is so clever! Thank you for a good laugh.
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader) 7/15/2003
hahahaha can picture it......just my kind of humor this, thats why I loved it.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 7/14/2003
And the waves rollllllllll on . . . . . OMG I'm getting seasick. Well looks like I got to go on a cruise this year after all. ell almost anyway. Thanks for the free ride. Avast ye Landlubbers! ahoy Mates. I really liked this, but you never played shuffleboard with me.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 7/14/2003
No Cruise Control here.
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 7/14/2003

Ha ha ha ha! I loved this. Thank you for the good laugh. Sounds like one of my days every day...."WHAT NEXT"...LOL!!! Your words always get me. Love your word play.

Reviewed by Christine Morell 7/14/2003
You have such a unique wit. This is a wonderful piece of whimsy and I'm off to my bed feeling bright( it's that time over here *smile* )Thank you xx
Reviewed by Brittany Renée 7/14/2003
Lol! Your writing never disappoints!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/14/2003
Hmmm....I have to agree with the Tinkster on this INTERESTING write for sure! But one I enjoyed! ((((HUGS)))) :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/14/2003
Interesting write Katy!!
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