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A . a . a . choo!
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Sneezing with an attitude.

A . a . a . choo!
Sneezing spreads germs
everything squirms
then simply sighs
doing 'fly by's'
The weak have chutes.

A . a . a . choo!
Nostrils eject
nature's bugs, rejects,
some germs bring ills,
spread things, they will.
Wish they had boots.

A . a . a . choo!
With boots they'd slide
off me and glide.
When you must sneeze
cover your mouth, squeeze
germs down, vamoose.

A . a . a . choo!
Don't you dare spray
flush germs away
(swallow them whole).
Swish, they will flow
only then let them loose.

A . a . a . choo!
A . a . a . choo!
A . a . a . choo!

(airborne germs whiz)

Too late! You sprayed!

A . a . a . choo!

(Hey, Harold!
My first infection! Yeah!)

(Harold?)

(Honey, he's being digested.)

(Yikes! I'll get 'em for that! Got any bad stuff in your sack?)

(Yeah!) Reaching for the flu.

(Honey? Honey?)

(Hey, Ma, we're swimming! Whatever you do don't . . .)

(Ma sits on the handle.)

FLUSH!

(Ma slides in. "I should've worn boots!")

FLUSH!

A . a . a . choo!
A . a . a . choo!
A . a . a . choo!

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Reviewed by xxxxxxxxxx yyyyy (Reader) 6/26/2007
LOL. Should be printed and laminated and put up in every public place.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/19/2003
(((sandra)))

*wipin off my glasses*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *o, my sides--QUIT yer killin me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*

you, my dear, are a real MESS...in more ways than one LOL

hope you feel better soon *fly by's LOLOLOLOLOL*

(((long distance HUGS))) 'cause i don't want what you've got

and love,

karla. :)

hysterical, hysterical, hysterical write! well done!

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