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by Ronald W. Hull

Sunday, July 20, 2003
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Ketchup on your hotdog
Ketchup on your fries.
Ketchup on your coffee,
Before the flavor dies.

Ketchup on your shirt,
Ketchup on your sleeve.
Ketchup on your reading,
Before you have to leave.

Ketchup on macaroni,
Ketchup on your chin.
“The poor man's spaghetti,”
He says with a grin.

Ketchup on your lobster,
Ketchup on prime rib.
“The rich man's pleasure,”
He says with a fib.

Ketchup on the body,
Is not a bloody sin.
It is just a movie,
And the state your in.

Ketchup on your morning,
Ketchup on your schemes.
Ketchup while you can,
Before ketchup’s on your dreams.

Copyright 2003 © Ronald W. Hull

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Reviewed by serenety L 8/15/2003
As I am not American, I am not particularly fond of Ketchup. Strange behaviour to put it on everything. Ketchup on lobster?? Yuk !
Reviewed by June Thompson 7/22/2003
what about the relish dear Ron

much enjoyed thank you
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 7/21/2003
Great write, you are a master of rhyme!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/20/2003
I do enjoy my ketchup and this is a delightful write.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 7/20/2003
Hee, hee. The only thing I like kechup on is french fries.........
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 7/20/2003
Ha! Hilarious AND multi-layered, if you read it with MY brain! hehe.. My, my Ron, one reading just was not enough.. I'll 'ketchup' with you later! (grin) katy.
Reviewed by Trixie Love 7/20/2003
Hi Ron,
Now i have a taste
for ketchup on

Great humor...

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 7/20/2003

This poem is wonderful! It must be graded excellent poetical composition.

This "Ketchup" is enjoyable,
And its reading flows grinning...
When I've it, it's adorable,
I take it with zucchini!

I praise the Author of “Ketchup”.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott 7/20/2003
Lol this was great Ron!
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 7/20/2003

I LOVE it on my eggs! This is fantastic... I take fries with my ketchup ;) Good humor!

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