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Full Of It
by Sandra S Corona

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Picture a cow, udderly drooping, 'cause she spent too much time in the pasture.

Iím full of it
ready to pop!
Eating was grand . . .
I couldnít stop.
Straining to move--
belly flip-flops.
Iíve got a glob
waiting to drop!

Iím full of it . . .
bet Iím a sight.
You said to ďstopĒ--
knew you were right.
An eruption
is imminent--
slop turned to slime
gluttonyís crime!

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Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Haha, this is UDDERLY hillarious! ;) great write. :) cheers,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

hysterical, hysterical write *poor cow* LOLOLOLOLOL

well done--udderly! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Hi Sandy:
Funny, except that my belly's hurtin'.
Reviewed by David Knight
Thanks for a light read. Is there a hidden message in that only domesticated cattle need milking?
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
oh, this is TOO funny! LOL (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Sandra, very humorous. What goes in must come out. (lol )
Reviewed by Jack Roberts
I've been accused of this myself! lol Good write Sandy!


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