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Full Of It
by Sandra S Corona

Monday, July 21, 2003

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Picture a cow, udderly drooping, 'cause she spent too much time in the pasture.

Iím full of it
ready to pop!
Eating was grand . . .
I couldnít stop.
Straining to move--
belly flip-flops.
Iíve got a glob
waiting to drop!

Iím full of it . . .
bet Iím a sight.
You said to ďstopĒ--
knew you were right.
An eruption
is imminent--
slop turned to slime
gluttonyís crime!


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Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader) 7/21/2003
Haha, this is UDDERLY hillarious! ;) great write. :) cheers,
~Kari~
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/21/2003
(((sandra)))

hysterical, hysterical write *poor cow* LOLOLOLOLOL

well done--udderly! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 7/21/2003
Hi Sandy:
Funny, except that my belly's hurtin'.
Reviewed by David Knight 7/21/2003
Thanks for a light read. Is there a hidden message in that only domesticated cattle need milking?
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/21/2003
oh, this is TOO funny! LOL (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/21/2003
Sandra, very humorous. What goes in must come out. (lol )
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 7/21/2003
I've been accused of this myself! lol Good write Sandy!

Jack
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