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Bitches Team
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

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Should I have said, B team? Everyone have a good week end coming up. Art by none other.

I was your favorite player
we always made it to our dug out
then we'd make our scores

Now you treat me like an umpire
you’ve left me here on third

All the team started to chatter

You drink the whole pitcher
got down on left field
you had to help center with a fly
made a pass at first
and seduced into second
then you made a short stop

Four run ins wasn’t good enough,
so you de balled the catcher (0uch!)
You grinned as you passed me on third,
because your homer hit another.

Ron Axelson


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing your wit and your art, Ron. Blessings to you,

Reviewed by Birdie Houston
Awesome !!!!!
Reviewed by serenety L
That was a cute one Ron.
Enjoyed reading it
Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa
WOW!! there's a sense of humour if there ever was it!! LOL LOL LOL

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
The smiling home plate is hysterical!
Love your weird clever...and funny
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
I wish I had a quart of brain to understand any sport at all but I don't so will just have to guess at what this really means (know it's funny)
all I can add is that
if I was on a baseball team I would let you score the most points and I would never strike you out cause you are so cute and I love your sketches.
(did I just hit home base?)
the bitch with the dinkim pitch...
Reviewed by Caryn Day-Suarez
Dare I say I kind of resemble that batter?

Hey battah...battah...SCHWING!!!

You ought to see me run bases now Ron!

Love your stuff as always dear!

Have missed ya,

Caryn xoxo
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
I really enjoyed this for many reasons and the wit it has is merely one of them, well done Ron, cracking picture to...take care...Mark
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

*ouch* deballed the catcher *cringe* well that's one way to ensure your team wins LOL

adorable, clever write--make sure i'm on your team

(((HUGS))) and love,

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
((((laughing)))) You are cute! I like your sense of humor,,great write! ~SH~
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
You are TOO much, Sketchman; the write and drawing are a HOOT! LOL Absolutely HILARIOUS stuff! (((HUGS))) and love, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Maybe she "bats for the other team" now...
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
This was great! I loved it, excellent!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
you are a riot!
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
Ron, sweetie, thanks for the great the artwork too....
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Hmmm basesball might be more fun then I thought! :-) Great write, thanks for the laughs. Loved your sketch!
Reviewed by J. Murphy
Very ingeneous and witty. Who's on second? Nice. J.
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Kewl write...enjoyed this much....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
great write...enjoyed the sketch!!

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
You're a card Ron.haha ty, Dani
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
You like to draw boobies, don't you. [smiles]
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Oh Ron, love the sketch.. and the verses..
Have a wonderful weekend...
Batterup boys ;)
Reviewed by Linda Hill
You have a wonderful weekend,
my friend. Your write and
sketch is superb!!!

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Batter uuuuuup!

I'm next? Ha haaaaa! Loved this. And your art work is always remarkable.

Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Hahaha!....LOL!....Wonderful team, Ron!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Ron I can't stop laughing, you are so cooooooool!The poem and the whole sketch is fantastic catcher and home base is so good, I love it! great sketching and write, my friend, you da man!
Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Holy Cow, I think he's gonna make it.

Looks to me like you hit one out of the ball park there Ron.

I bet if baseball had hitters like the one you sketched it would become America's favorite pass time once again.
Reviewed by Nancy D.
Ha Ha, this is good, glad to end my evening with a smile, excellent.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
kool write Ron

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Gotta love those B ratings, eh? Great have a wonderful weekend, too...
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