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the haircut know where *partly fiction*
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

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ah'm so ashamed to show mah red face
let me tell yew whut happined, whut took place

mah hair was gettin too long, time fer a trim
decided to cut mah hair, on a whim

so the weedwacker ah grabbed...not too smart
hair started flyin when it ah did start

paw always said i weren't awful bright
ah'm beginnin to think that paw is right

hair went over there, it went over there
hair was a flyin just ev-er-y where

bout gave mahself a indian scalp job
maw looked at me, screamed BILLY JOE BOB

whut in the world have yew done to yer HAIR
yew look like yew got tangled with a BEAR

so off to the horspital maw took me
i got some stitches *count em* thirty three

paw weren't too happy--he warmed my rear
won't trim my own hair again--never fear!!

(c) karla dorman, 2003
*lemme 'splain about the "partly":

i never cut my own hair...with a weedwacker.

but when i got looked
like i'd used one! *grins*

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Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Oh Karla this is so humorous, except when it happens to me! Great write.
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Ooh, my face has been red a time or two as well.
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
LOL...loved this write..Way to go!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
I am laughing here...this brings back a few memories..excellent!

Reviewed by Linda Murray
A lovely whimsical piece. My granddaughter just cut her's too. But mom got the weedwacker away from her just in time. LOL
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
hehehe know what this is all about...being a hairdresser for 21!!

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Jeez this brings back memories, all three of my kids "trimed" their own hair once. It only took once to convince them they shouldn't do that again.

Wonderful, cheery and charming.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
This is very cute, Karla. I'm good for a doityourselfer now and again, but I always have to go get it straightened out.
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
When You Look In Mirror Cut To The Right!

Reviewed by Nancy D.
On the bright side, it will grow back.

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Karla, I'm laughing so hard it hurts...LOL this was so hilarious. I must confess when I was five I took a razor to my waist length hair, got my bottom spanked and my hair cut soooooo short I cried for days. Great write! ~Z~
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Fabulous and funny poem,cheered me right up,
I cut my own hair always to save money but then hairdressing was my early profession so I'm allowed , I had a few ladies come in asking for help after ruining their own hair in attempts at home hair cuts (not with a weedwacker anyway)naughty them and naughty you!
Next time ask Paw or anyone to do the cutting or better still pay my fare over and I'll do it for you.(Pleaaaazzzzzee).
You make me laugh sometimes and I like that,thanks.
Best wishes
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Good grief, karla.. I am hanging off my chair by a thread, laughing like mad! Not only is the poem itself written with perfect rhyme and meter, but your use of the "twang" language is absolutely perfect! I swear, without it, it would have been a whole different piece.. you clever, hilarious, delightful woman! I'm STILL giggling! God, I love this! Great work! hehehe love, katy xox.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
this is absolutely hiLARious, karla; what a funny write! LOL enjoyed~! (((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :)

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