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Cat-Tastrophe!
by Jackie S Brooks
Thursday, August 07, 2003

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This one just surfaced when I was 'tidying' up my desk draw! The 'Mad Cat' belongs to a lady called Rhonda.



Cat-Tastrophe!



I’m the laughing stock
of our suburban plot
if, in our window I’m sat.
I stick to our house
cos I look like a mouse
just impersonating a cat!



To the Parlour I went
for a trim to my pelt,
only to remove the tat!
But man, that groomer
made such a bloomer,
I spat and spat and spat.



My lady asked for a Line Cut
but, what I got was a Lion Cut,
ski boots, no coat, Oh drat.
Now, because I’m not fat
I’m a real COOL, cool cat
you need have no doubts about that!



 


Jackie S Brooks
15 March 2003

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Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 8/11/2003
oh no! laughing and groaning for kitty
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 8/7/2003
ROFL at that pic...Oh my gawd that porr poor cat!!!! What a really cute write for that poor looking cat!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 8/7/2003
cute write from u!!!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 8/7/2003
This was excellent, so funny, loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Leysa Lowery 8/7/2003
Too cute!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/7/2003
You wrote the perfect poem for the pic Jackie! What a lousy thing to do to any animal!;-)
Reviewed by Pamela Kimmell 8/7/2003
Great poem Jackie....I remember seeing this photo making the rounds on the internet a few months back - pretty sad looking guy isn't he??!!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 8/7/2003
LOL! If that cat could, I have no doubt the person who did this to him would be bleeding from head to toe! Poor Kitty cat!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 8/7/2003
Hiliarious is the only word I can use here.
Reviewed by John Bidwell 8/7/2003
This is precious.
We have 2 new kittens, and they have made a Kitten out of our other cat.
Makes for a loaded bed at night.
:)
John
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