by Katy L Walsvik
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Recent poems by Katy L Walsvik
An Entirely Objective Self-Portrait
Katy for President (that would be me, ahem)
Heaven's Bar and Grill
Walking with my Turtle
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A young maid who wasn't too shy,
Liked to bat her long lashes and sigh.
Said she, "Where's the harm,"
"If young men like my charm,"
"I just window shop. I never buy."
The day was too hot to go kiting
And the pond looked especially inviting
But, "alas," squeeked the maid
"I've no suit, I'm afraid,"
"What's that, sir? You find me exciting?"
He worried they'd get 'carpet burn'
But she seemed very eager to learn
When he went to touch her
She said, "thanks very much, sir,"
"What fun! Now can I have a turn?"
(...ever played Twister without the big dots? .. wink)
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|Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
|I'm still wondering what I can learn that gives me carpet burn. I'd experiment, but I'm afraid to hurt myself. Especially when there's no one to supervise.|
|Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
|I know I reviewed these already...but where did my words go. Egad...my words are lost forever in Hyperspace. Anyway I must say these are all great and i especially like number two.|
|Reviewed by Cheryl Sellers
|loved them all, but #2 stole my heart,lol|
|Reviewed by Ronald Hull
|I like limericks, especially risque ones. Hats off.|
|Reviewed by Tony Nerone
|Your sense of humor shines with this, Katy. I enjoyed this!
|Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*®
|This is wonderful Katy ... thanks for the laugh!
|Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
|There once was a maid from . . . Oh, why rehash the rest, you got first prize for the best.|
|Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
|Katy, you are too funny! Who'da thunk Twister.... LOL.... excellent...
|Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
|You the girl!!! bows to the mistress of Limericks...
and cheeky too, so you know what I think...
I love `EM.
|Reviewed by Christine Morell
|I love limericks too Katy and you have them down to a fine art. These are wonderful :)
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|Lovely writes! My favorite is the third one :-)|
|Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
|LOL, these are so cute. i love Limericks|