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If a computer can do it, so can I. Hey, got take a break when the stress is on.

My computer just started hibernating,
while I was computering.

Little window said,
"a few lines in your computer were hibernating. Do you want to prevent this.?"
I thought, "what the hell is this?"

Anyway, I learned to do the same,
in this marriage game.
My wife came in running her mouth,
my brain hibernated down south.

She finally shouted,
"Why you acting so funny honey?"
I responded "uh huh!"
then just kept staring out into space,
with a blank look on my face.

I think a "few lines in my brain were hibernating."
as my wife was conversating.

On Standby!

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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 8/12/2003
Ha ha ha ha! ROF! You gave me a good laugh. I know little about them... until lately, but I really could relate to this!

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 8/12/2003
This is too funny! Is that what that look on his face is? Smiles.... I'll have to remember this...
In Spirit,
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 8/12/2003
Marriage Is An Institution Only In Eyes Of Satan,i.e. Collects Taxes__

Truly (God) Could Care Less as Long As You Cared & Shared And Loved Your Little Children!!

I'd Rather Live Alone Forever Than Be In Misery Of Anothers Company,i.e. Marriage!!!

Reviewed by Trixie Love 8/12/2003
Thanks for the giggle Grady...
Cute write...

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Linda Hill 8/12/2003
Loved this one Grady..
Thanks for making me smile

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 8/12/2003
LOL...this is cute Grady...but then again also not funny when taken and your wife are in my thoughts and prayers Grady!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/12/2003
you and your wife do NOT need to be fighting! now you two kiss and make up! hope your problems are over soon; you are in my prayers! :( (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karen lynn. your expressive nature is uncanny! :)
Reviewed by Toris Okotie 8/12/2003
Nicely expressed, memories!!!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 8/12/2003
This was excellent Grady...Loved the expression in this!

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 8/12/2003
Hi Grady:

Hope you and your wife will sort out your love very soon and be back in harmony.

Absolutely love this write! Be back soon! I know you've got words all over your brain. Now line them up and write.


May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 8/12/2003
Liked tha analogy here...perfect!!!

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