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If a computer can do it, so can I. Hey, got take a break when the stress is on.

My computer just started hibernating,
while I was computering.

Little window said,
"a few lines in your computer were hibernating. Do you want to prevent this.?"
I thought, "what the hell is this?"

Anyway, I learned to do the same,
in this marriage game.
My wife came in running her mouth,
my brain hibernated down south.

She finally shouted,
"Why you acting so funny honey?"
I responded "uh huh!"
then just kept staring out into space,
with a blank look on my face.

I think a "few lines in my brain were hibernating."
as my wife was conversating.

On Standby!

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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Ha ha ha ha! ROF! You gave me a good laugh. I know little about them... until lately, but I really could relate to this!

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
This is too funny! Is that what that look on his face is? Smiles.... I'll have to remember this...
In Spirit,
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Marriage Is An Institution Only In Eyes Of Satan,i.e. Collects Taxes__

Truly (God) Could Care Less as Long As You Cared & Shared And Loved Your Little Children!!

I'd Rather Live Alone Forever Than Be In Misery Of Anothers Company,i.e. Marriage!!!

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Thanks for the giggle Grady...
Cute write...

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Loved this one Grady..
Thanks for making me smile

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
LOL...this is cute Grady...but then again also not funny when taken and your wife are in my thoughts and prayers Grady!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
you and your wife do NOT need to be fighting! now you two kiss and make up! hope your problems are over soon; you are in my prayers! :( (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karen lynn. your expressive nature is uncanny! :)
Reviewed by Toris Okotie
Nicely expressed, memories!!!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
This was excellent Grady...Loved the expression in this!

Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Hi Grady:

Hope you and your wife will sort out your love very soon and be back in harmony.

Absolutely love this write! Be back soon! I know you've got words all over your brain. Now line them up and write.


May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Liked tha analogy here...perfect!!!

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Peace on earth? Don't bet on it...  
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