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Hibernating by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper Tuesday, August 12, 2003 Share Print Save Become a Fan If a computer can do it, so can I. Hey, got take a break when the stress is on.
My computer just started hibernating, while I was computering. Little window said, "a few lines in your computer were hibernating. Do you want to prevent this.?" I thought, "what the hell is this?" Anyway, I learned to do the same, in this marriage game. My wife came in running her mouth, my brain hibernated down south. She finally shouted, "Why you acting so funny honey?" I responded "uh huh!" then just kept staring out into space, with a blank look on my face. I think a "few lines in my brain were hibernating." as my wife was conversating. On Standby!

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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)	8/12/2003

Ha ha ha ha! ROF! You gave me a good laugh. I know little about them... until lately, but I really could relate to this! Thanks, Emilie




Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)	8/12/2003

This is too funny! Is that what that look on his face is? Smiles.... I'll have to remember this... In Spirit, Bear




Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK	8/12/2003

Marriage Is An Institution Only In Eyes Of Satan,i.e. Collects Taxes__ Truly (God) Could Care Less as Long As You Cared & Shared And Loved Your Little Children!! I'd Rather Live Alone Forever Than Be In Misery Of Anothers Company,i.e. Marriage!!! TRASK




Reviewed by Trixie Love	8/12/2003

LOL... Thanks for the giggle Grady... Cute write... Trixie :)




Reviewed by Linda Hill	8/12/2003

Loved this one Grady.. Thanks for making me smile today..:) ~~Linda~~




Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)	8/12/2003

LOL...this is cute Grady...but then again also not funny when taken literally...you and your wife are in my thoughts and prayers Grady! ((((Hugs)))) ~Nikki~




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	8/12/2003

you and your wife do NOT need to be fighting! now you two kiss and make up! hope your problems are over soon; you are in my prayers! :( (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karen lynn. your expressive nature is uncanny! :)




Reviewed by Toris Okotie	8/12/2003

Nicely expressed, memories!!!




Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie	8/12/2003

This was excellent Grady...Loved the expression in this! Reindeer




Reviewed by Sandie Angel	8/12/2003

Hi Grady: Hope you and your wife will sort out your love very soon and be back in harmony. Absolutely love this write! Be back soon! I know you've got words all over your brain. Now line them up and write. Loveya, May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)




Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya	8/12/2003

Liked tha analogy here...perfect!!!