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On Having Fish For Tea
by Katy L Walsvik

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This is a repost from way back in the archives.. I've hauled it out to dedicate it to my dear friend Ted Sheridan, our resident fishing enthusiast.  (I was 'lured' by your kindness, Ted). (grin)


A man named Ted lived far away
But Katy found him anyway
And though he hadn't much to say
His writings held her interest.
He told her that he likes to fish
(and secretly she made a wish)
To watch his talents make a splish
Splash.  Put him to the test.
A quiet day, perhaps some rain
She hopes to have the sun refrain
From burning to the point of pain
So they can do their best
At loading up on fishes fine,
To eat with glee, perhaps some wine.
"Oh, look, a fish!"... :"it isn't mine!"
"He's too much of a pest!"
"My fish are all the funny ones."
"They brought along some hotdog buns."
"The worms are for the stupid ones."
"They will not pass our test!"
"So, let's have fish for lunch," she cried.
"They've come to mourn the ones who died."
"Those stupid ones... the ones we fried."
"Give weanies to the rest!"


Note:  Most fish, as a rule, do not eat hotdogs. (Ahem)

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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Now which is supposed to go in the hotdog buns: the fish or the worms?

Cool one, Katydid. Repost, you say? I don't quite remember this one. Did I review it before? Oh well, I've read it now and that's what matters. Maybe someday you and I can have tea at Cooper's Rock.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Katy this is such a fun one to read, and you have dedicated to a fun man!
Now please get your fish out of my tea! ;O)
LOL
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
Just brilliant Katy, i loved the steps this took to get there, a great enjoyable feel god read, well done...take care...Mark xxx
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Great fun. Great words. Great poem that I, too missed the first time around.
Reviewed by Patricia Gomes
I'm glad you reposted this, Katy - I missed it the first time around. It brings along a huge grin - good write!
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Katy, almost missed this one. Our lures catch even the smart fish. Oh yeah, I won't even eat hotdogs. Do you have any idea what's in those things?....
Reviewed by Christine Morell
This is hilarious, Katy...so full of fun and your special humour. I'm sure Ted will really love this
Love
~Chrissie
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Hahahaha, oh, Katy, your sense of humor and wit and writing thereof makes me happy that you are in the world!! :D This is deliscious!

""Oh, look, a fish!"... :"it isn't mine!"
"He's too much of a pest!"
"My fish are all the funny ones."
"They brought along some hotdog buns."
"The worms are for the stupid ones."
"They will not pass our test!"
"So, let's have fish for lunch," she cried.
"They've come to mourn the ones who died."
"Those stupid ones... the ones we fried."
"Give weanies to the rest!"

Exquisite!!
Reviewed by Tony Nerone
Cute write, fun read!
Kudos!

tony:)
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Ted has got to love this. I think it is totally delightful. More fun than a fish tank full of monky-fish. For some reason it reminds me of the "Tale of the Walrus" in "Alice in wonderland." Lonny
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
(((katy)))

hee hee too funny

i could never catch a fish--not a big one, anyway *biggest? 1/4 of an inch long* got the worst sunburn of my life...don't have the patience any more

but o, how i love this write! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
How precious Katy! Had lots of fun with this! Great write! ~SH~
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