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Mike and Mia
by Mia M Nakao

Thursday, August 21, 2003

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I am pussy, hear me roar
Who’s that knocking at the door?
It’s Mike Bishop from around the way
Trying to say…
That I am a pussy,
But it makes me smile
Knowing all the while
That he is a bigger pussy than I
Man, I am sly.
And cold and sad and black and empty and cold and sad and black and empty and cold and sad and black and empty....

So the problem is finding the right thing to say
But if I just keep writing, I can respond the Mia way
While you try so surreptitiously
To act so sly, as you pretend to be
I must tell you that the truth from here
Seems so very clear…
You have unfortunately been mislead
And let corrupt thoughts settle in your head
In your head, I am a bigger pussy than you
But the facts have obviously been misconstrue d
Reconsider the facts and the truth you will see
The bigger pussy, you will always be.

Mia: Wow! That was really good, dude. It was MUCH better than mine.
Mike: Yeah, but it took MUCH longer to write.
Mia: I know. You pussy.
Mike: Fuck.

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Reviewed by elois Masters (Reader) 9/1/2003
Wish I were Mike.
Reviewed by Mike Sandoval (Reader) 8/27/2003
I like how Mia said one thing and then Mike correcter her. I disagree wholeheartedly with my fellow reviewers. The battle seems to have been won by Mike and it would be sad day in the literary world if Mike were to give it up! :)
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 8/21/2003
Omg...this is a battle neither shall win it seems...had fun reading this one!
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader) 8/21/2003
Give it up, Mike.
Us guys can never win.....sigh.

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