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Proof That Opposites Attract
by Kristi Sayles

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

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Opposites Attract


Proof That Opposites Attract

He wakes up ridiculously early
Has coffee brewing at five
I can't believe how cheerful he is
When I'm just coming alive

Nothing can start a fight faster
Than who gets the remote to the TV
I love Lucy-he prefers sports channels
We just can't agree what to see

I like yogurt and salads
He likes burgers and fries
Weight Watchers is my night out
He devours fudge shakes and pies

We may not have much agreement
But opposites attract, I guess
Because we do have love and respect
So all things considered-I'm blessed.

Kristi Sayles

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Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen 12/12/2007
LOL!!!!!!!

Men! Can't live wuith 'em, can't legally murder 'em, eh Kristi? hehehe

Cute poem, with a good message to deliver at the end. :)

HUGS and much love,
Julie

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 8/27/2003
True joy to read.....BHUWAN
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